The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Offense Adds Spice, Routs Ragin' Cajuns

Go Gophers!!

 

[SHGopher]

Gophers Defense Redeems Itself in Louisiana Blowout

 

[noamfromm]

Cajun Boil In Minneapolis. Louisiana rolls 49-14

 

[spermophilus]

Gophers Find Right Recipe As All 3 Phases “File’” Lot Better “Andouille” Good Job, “Roux”n Cajuns’ Visit

 

[Yah-E]

We need more NIL money

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS CAUSE BUTTER SHORTAGE

USDA INVESTIGATION FIND VIKINGS WR, RB ROOMS USING BUTTER TO BUILD FINGERS AND CAUSE FUMBLES

KOC DOWN TO 9:1 FOR FIRST COACH FIRED

VIKINGS IN DISCUSSIONS WITH ANONYMOUS AFC TEAM FOR KIRK COUSINS TRADE, RUMORED PRICE 6 CHOCOLATE DONUTS

64 PAGE SPECIAL COVERAGE OF TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE, POSSIBLE APPEARANCE AT USBS

Gophers survive homecoming stinker, beat Louisiana 22-21

 

[#2Gopher]

Running game continues to roll, beat the Cajuns.

 

[BilldGopher]

Warm Weather Does Not Cramp Gophers Style

 

[Ewert86PC]

Uffda! Spicy Gophers game goes to OT. Fleck's clock management questioned.

 

[Great Plains Gopher]

Gophers Rebound Without Taylor.

 

[SPB_Gophers]

VIKINGS CAUSE BUTTER SHORTAGE

USDA INVESTIGATION FIND VIKINGS WR, RB ROOMS USING BUTTER TO BUILD FINGERS AND CAUSE FUMBLES

KOC DOWN TO 9:1 FOR FIRST COACH FIRED

VIKINGS IN DISCUSSIONS WITH ANONYMOUS AFC TEAM FOR KIRK COUSINS TRADE, RUMORED PRICE 6 CHOCOLATE DONUTS

64 PAGE SPECIAL COVERAGE OF TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE, POSSIBLE APPEARANCE AT USBS

Gophers survive homecoming stinker, beat Louisiana 22-21

This is in here every time and it makes me laugh every time

 

[allthgoodnamesrgone]

Gophers Like Their Chili Hot, Beat Cajuns In Shootout

 

[noamfromm]

Uffda! Spicy Gophers game goes to OT. Fleck's clock management questioned.

But determined to be superior to his peers

 

[ChromeDomeGopher]

Michigan buys Taylor in time for Gopher - Wolverine game.

 

[Slim Tubby]

"Big Buds Arrested In Prostitution Sting"

 

[BTChamp]

"Big Buds Arrested In Prostitution Sting"

Now that was good.

Go Big Buds!!!

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

Offense struggles again, Gophers survive.

 

[Otis]

DT carries Gophers to victory despite needing on-field medical treatment for exhaustion. Breaks Gopher records for carries.

 

[saintpauljeff]

Still Struggling Offense Produces 7 FG in 21-17 Gopher Victory

 

[GopherRock]

Still Struggling Offense Produces 7 FG in 21-17 Gopher Victory

 

[Mullet]

Cajuns cook Minnesota: gopher gumbo

 

[Dano564]

"Pohlad Family's commitment to winning has brought Minnesota Twins Great Success"

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Adam Thielen and Panthers play Vikings in match up of two 0-3 teams.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Tens of fans trickle onto field after Gopher victory; "This could be as good as it gets while I'm here, and we want to storm a field, dammit!" says U of M sophomore student, Gavin, as he was escorted away by police.

 

[gophernut1]

After a depressing Northwestern loss, we couldn't pay people enough to go to the game. If you can report the score we will get it into Monday's paper.

 

[KillOrBeKilled]

Is it Time To Get Jerry Kill Back?