The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Go South and Heel/Heal Red Zone Woes, Win 27-20

Go Gophers!!

 

[Gophergrandpa]

North Carolina's Offense Goes South.

 

[Otis]

NOW ARRON RODGERS TEARS HIS ACHILLES?

Gophers see red (zone) in Carolina Blue. 27-10

 

[spermophilus]

Cry UNC-le: Heels Tap Out To Smothering Gophers

 

[#2Gopher]

Run, Pass? Gophers do both in statement win.

 

[GopherRock]

AARON RODGERS BLOWN ACHILLES TENDON COVERAGE: 64 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION

 

[swede2]

COUSINS TO MAKE JETS DEBUT IN BIG "D"​

TOMMIES FOE DRAKE BULLDOGS HEELED BY TOP RANKED JACKS AT TARGET FIELD​

TWINS LEAD IN PUTRID CENTRAL DOWN TO 5 GAMES​

REUSSE: [INSERT BORING BACKGROUND STORY OF MIAC COACH/PLAYER OF LITTLE OR NO INTEREST]​

LYNX SQUAD LOOKS TO EVEN SERIES AGAINST ODDLY NAMED CONNETICUT TEAM​

WILD 1 WEEK AWAY FROM PRESEASON DEBUT​

UNIVERSITY GRIDDERS PLAY CONTEST IN RACIST STATE​