The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?!…

[BleedGopher]

The Card Said Blowout, Gophers Win 27-9

Go Gophers!!

 

[XMan]

Gophers defeat Illinois with a solid second half and a great defensive effort. Beat a Bielema coached team for the first time in ten tries.

 

[noamfromm]

Ghosts Gallop, Illini Gash Gophers 53-12

 

[spermophilus]

“Fleck Checks Next “Never” Box: Gophers Beat Illini, Bielema, 22-17”

Below the fold headlines:

“Kesich Gets His Kicks - Hammers 5 FGs”

“Gopher Fan Base Segment Irate With 3rd Straight, Spread-Covering Win: ‘Not Stylish Enough’ “

 

[BTChamp]

Taylor Swift spotted in Las Vegas.

 

[gophernut1]

Fleck proves he is no Tim Brewster by getting a victory against Bret.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Something about chronic wasting disease.

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS TANK JOB BEGINS TODAY IN ATLANTA

TAYLOR SWIFT SPOTTED ON BUENOS AIRES PATIO SINGING "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA"

Fat Bert no longer road block

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Gophers Finally Beat Bret

 

[GoldGoldGold]

PJ named as candidate to replace Brett Bielema after Gophers bury Illini

 

[Roland Brooks]

PJ sleeps on the couch without rivalry trophies after latest debacle…

 

[FanSinceTheFifties]

Gophers Handle Illini 24 - 14

 

[short ornery norwegian]

HALL STARTS FOR VIKINGS TODAY VS FALCONS

Wolves problems continue in loss to Utah

Wild's problems continue in loss to Islanders

Controversy at Gophers game - Bielema mistaken for giant orange weather balloon.
(for results of game, see online edition)

 

[Stuff]

Tanner Morgan gets the start for the Vikings.

 

[restovich]

New scandal! New Viking's QB college transcripts reveal he too Aerospace Engineering classes, not aeronautical engineering classes. Will that effectr his QB rating? Will Vikings move toward utlizing off-tacle running plays more prominently?

Gophers eke out lucky victory.

 

[GopherNtn]

Another curse broken. Bowl bound Gophers finally beat Bret’s Illini 20-14.

Kirk Ferentz announces immediate retirement after a heartbreaking 6-3 lost at Wrigley Field.

 

[walrus]

Gopher ground game toasts visitor: “…here’s mud in your eye, Illini…”

 

[Slim Tubby]

Controversy at Gophers game - Bielema mistaken for giant orange weather balloon.

We could rename our stadium to "Area 51"!

 

[LakevilleBro]

Gophers are bowl eligible, with victory over Illini.

 

[pharmacygopher]

Gophers continue winning streak, more importantly fans continue to hate uniform selection.

 

[Roland Brooks]

PJ sleeps on the couch without rivalry trophies after latest debacle…

Sorry guys…….

 

[saintpauljeff]

“Bert Bends PJ Over Again, Illinois Wins”