The headline in the Friday paper will read?…

[BleedGopher]

Mo Bowls Over Orangeman

Go Gophers!!

 

[spermophilus]

Matinee Idols: Mo Covers Brown and Davis, Tanner Sings Swan Song, Gopher’s New Principal Soars In Operatic Performance in NYC Debut

 

[everybody knows my name]

Putin Surrenders; Russia to Become a Ukrainian Province

Gophers Peel and Pulp Orange

 

[Igor95]

Gophers Put the Squeeze On the Orange. Win Pinstripe Bowl.

 

[Otis]

G.O.A.T.!
Mo Ibrahim owns all Gopher rushing records as Gophers ride his back to victory!

 

[caliGopher]

CDH girls upset Roseau in thrilling game.