The headline in the Friday paper will read?…

[BleedGopher]

GOPHERS ‘KILL’ AGGIES!

Go Gophers!!

 

[restovich]

Kill's return a buzzkill; Gophers roll

 

[El Amin Fan]

Kill Divorced From Reality as Gophers Dominate

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Honestly I hope is is not "Kill goes down on sideline in second quarter". I think he is taking a big risk. Final score: Gophers 27, New Mexico State 10

 

[huntster17]

This needs to be a shut out, 38-0!

 

[El Amin Fan]

This needs to be a shut out, 38-0!

That’s a strange headline.

 

[saintpauljeff]

Fleck cucks Kill, but doesn't cover spread

 

[spermophilus]

Pity Party-Poopers: ‘U’ Wipes Kill, NMSU

 

[BobbyG]

Gophers seize the day, win by a country mile.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Contrary to his own claim, Kill does indeed step foot on University of Minnesota Campus.

 

[USAF]

Beautiful Day Here In The Great State Of Minnesota: Fleck, Gophers Stroke The Post

 

[Otis]

In Kill Return Irony, This Time Kill’s Team Collapses on the Field.

Gophers 48 - NMSU 0

 

[TurfGopher]

Culture over clown show

 

[Panthadad2]

Fleck's Gophs dismantle Kill's Aggies, brick by brick.

 

[1983]

Kill shakes the hand

 

[short ornery norwegian]

the headline will be handshake related.

how about:

"Handshake drama more interesting than Game as Gophers win easily."

 

[Taji34]

First home shutout for Gophers since 2006.

 

[STPGopher]

the headline will be handshake related.

how about:

"Handshake drama more interesting than Game as Gophers win easily."

Deleted part of reply due to word shaken possibly being misunderstood as a slight to coach Kill. The original thought was a take on the potential handshake between coaches. Poor choice of words.

"Aggies receive Kill Shot "Gophers deliver Kill shot, start season 1-0"

 

[PMWinSTP]

Gophers shake, rattle and roll in shutout win

 

[jonnyganas]

The posts in this thread making reference to epileptic seizures are gross. Cmon folks.

 

[Stan]

Kill Becomes First Coach to Lose for Both Schools in this Non-Conference Rivalry

 

[FanSinceTheFifties]

Vikings prepare for Packers