Boston College: Agreed. With the except of the Flutie years, BC has been largely irrelevant. Outside of maybe Syracuse, college football in the Northeast just isn't very popular. (unless you count Penn State as NE.)
Louisville?: Has no major pro sports - not relevant to this at all. Why would you mention this?
Miami: Since 1990, nine conference titles, two National Championships, three runners-up. Played in the Orange Bowl in 2017. Average of late, but a National power far more recently than Minnesota. I believe they have facility issues.
Pitt: Pitt is similar to Minnesota, but they won a conference title in 2021.
TCU: Seven conference titles since 2000. National runner-up last season, plus a Rose and Fiesta bowl in that time.
Arizona State: Very fair comparison to MN.
USC: Bad before Pete Carroll/Bad after Pete Carroll:
Since Carroll left, they're 114-63 and have played in one Rose Bowl and two Cotton Bowls, including last season. You're just plain wrong here.
UCLA: They have not been very good as of late. They have had serious money and facility problems as well.
Cal: Very fair comparison to MN.
Utah: Seven conference titles since 1995, including THE LAST TWO YEARS. In that time, a Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl, and two Rose Bowls. Utah is a big time program.
GA Tech, Vanderbilt, Northwestern, Stanford:
All very similar places to recruit to due to high academic standards. All but Vandy have had more success than Minnesota in the past 30 years or so.
Ohio State is probably most similar to Texas and possibly Utah. Big city. Capital of the state. Has a few pro sports, but not many. (Columbus NHL/MLS, Austin MLS, Salt Lake NBA/MLS).