RodentRampage
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I know what's wrong. It's a curse. The curse came into effect when the Slab of Bacon was stolen. Yes, it was stolen, Wisconsin didn't return it when we won it, and when it was "found", it was discovered that someone had recorded the scores on it for many years. Now the stolen item sits in Madison. The Slab is not the property of Wisconsin, it was joint property, and was never retired.
The curse didn't take effect immediately, sometimes curses require time to set in. The way to break the curse is to retrieve the stolen item. Some unenlightened individuals may consider this theft, but it's not stealing to recover stolen property. All the same, I would be willing to donate to the legal defense fund of anyone who liberated it (assuming they needed one, of course)
The slab can't go back to being a travelling trophy, it's place has been taken by the axe. But if the slab can be recovered, it should be taken care of by a Gopher fan until such time as it can be donated to the College Football Hall of Fame.
The curse didn't take effect immediately, sometimes curses require time to set in. The way to break the curse is to retrieve the stolen item. Some unenlightened individuals may consider this theft, but it's not stealing to recover stolen property. All the same, I would be willing to donate to the legal defense fund of anyone who liberated it (assuming they needed one, of course)
The slab can't go back to being a travelling trophy, it's place has been taken by the axe. But if the slab can be recovered, it should be taken care of by a Gopher fan until such time as it can be donated to the College Football Hall of Fame.