Santa Clause is on his merry way
With a bag full of cash, it's hard to say...
Sources close within say it's a mighty brick
To be laid down with such fanfare
A recruit would best heed this mighty share.
One hears this donation comes from a place of candy,
Others claim it's of dough and sauce to make it truly dandy.
Alas, the Beavcoon is on the prowl to find out
To see what is going to propel these Gophers to rout.
From the Room Beavcoon
With a bag full of cash, it's hard to say...
Sources close within say it's a mighty brick
To be laid down with such fanfare
A recruit would best heed this mighty share.
One hears this donation comes from a place of candy,
Others claim it's of dough and sauce to make it truly dandy.
Alas, the Beavcoon is on the prowl to find out
To see what is going to propel these Gophers to rout.
From the Room Beavcoon