Syracuse football: our Ambassador of hatin’ is back to give Fleck flack

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per Kevin:

So when you want to get under the skin of your opponent, you make a call up North and get the Chief Chirper himself, Shoresy back to take over.

“Ok Bud. Go grab yourself a Puppers and let Shoresy take care of things.....

Philip John Fleck Jr. Why would you call yourself PJ? What are you 11? Did you need to make it easier to write your name in crayon? Give your balls a tug, eh.

Who wears a shirt and tie under a 1⁄4 zip? Did you pick up some extra shifts down at the Olive Garden in St. Paul?

Tell your Mom to buy you something new from the Garanimals collection for Christmas. Those pants are tighter than Hal Steinbrenner’s wallet.

Going to row row row your boat right back to the MAC you overhyped Bret Bielema. Give your balls a tug

You’re such a tool that PJ Stock starting asking people to call him Phil so people wouldn’t confuse him with you.

Nice sunglasses Michael Chiklis. Give your balls a tug Commish.

Is it true you shaved your head just to make people think you were the shortest Hasselbeck brother?

Who pulls scholarship offers just weeks before signing day? That’s weaker than Reilly’s backhand....that’s weaker than Jonesy’s dangles...the only thing weaker is your mentor Greg Schiano’s sportsmanship.

PJ can’t wait to hit the Times Square Sbarro for some famous NY pizza. Probably going to have his dinner at Bubba Gump like a plug. Plug Jabroni Fleck is what they should call you....ok and I’m done. Time to go take some clappers.”

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Syracuse football: our Ambassador of hatin’ is back to give Fleck flack

Row the boat eh!
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Go Gophers!!
 


I love that article about PJ pulling scholarship offers when he started at WMU.....they keep referencing language in the NLI that the kid HAD NOT SIGNED. Geez.....try harder.
 




This is all based on a sitcom on Hulu called Letterkenny. Some people love it (at least the first few seasons), and it's just not for some people.

Here is S1E1 if you want to get a flavor:

 

take a shot every time they talk about tugging on balls
 


Not for everyone. For those of us only vaguely interested or familiar with Letterkenny, this comes across as pretty dumb.

Also, since PJ is finishing his 6th year here with a record of "reasonable success", reference to going back to the MAC are downright silly.
 
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Ah, I forgot about Letterkenny. I actually like LK and find it funny, I just don't think the guy applied it very well here.
If you're going to make fun of PJ, how do you leave out the capri pants?
 

The Times Square Sbarro line is pretty good, but I suspect it's not original.
 





LetterKenny is hilarious IMO, but I'm not sure how well it translates when written.
 

He gave it a shot, I wanted to laugh more. I got a chuckle. He’s like the bad comedian where they are up there giving their all but bombing. You want to laugh because you admire his/her grit for going up in front of everybody trying to perform. But then you realize he/she just isn’t funny.
 



BleedGopher said:
per Kevin:

So when you want to get under the skin of your opponent, you make a call up North and get the Chief Chirper himself, Shoresy back to take over.

“Ok Bud. Go grab yourself a Puppers and let Shoresy take care of things.....

Philip John Fleck Jr. Why would you call yourself PJ? What are you 11? Did you need to make it easier to write your name in crayon? Give your balls a tug, eh.

Who wears a shirt and tie under a 1⁄4 zip? Did you pick up some extra shifts down at the Olive Garden in St. Paul?

Tell your Mom to buy you something new from the Garanimals collection for Christmas. Those pants are tighter than Hal Steinbrenner’s wallet.

Going to row row row your boat right back to the MAC you overhyped Bret Bielema. Give your balls a tug

You’re such a tool that PJ Stock starting asking people to call him Phil so people wouldn’t confuse him with you.

Nice sunglasses Michael Chiklis. Give your balls a tug Commish.

Is it true you shaved your head just to make people think you were the shortest Hasselbeck brother?

Who pulls scholarship offers just weeks before signing day? That’s weaker than Reilly’s backhand....that’s weaker than Jonesy’s dangles...the only thing weaker is your mentor Greg Schiano’s sportsmanship.

PJ can’t wait to hit the Times Square Sbarro for some famous NY pizza. Probably going to have his dinner at Bubba Gump like a plug. Plug Jabroni Fleck is what they should call you....ok and I’m done. Time to go take some clappers.”

www.nunesmagician.com

Syracuse football: our Ambassador of hatin’ is back to give Fleck flack

Row the boat eh!
www.nunesmagician.com www.nunesmagician.com

Go Gophers!!
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Evan Faunce | Actor

Known for: Antidote, Boulevard Misfits, The Bold and the Beautiful
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PoockItInfor6 said:
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Evan Faunce | Actor

Known for: Antidote, Boulevard Misfits, The Bold and the Beautiful
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Maybe some day Evan Faunce will get a chance to be cast as PJ Fleck in a made-for-Netflix movie about college football, or the Gophers, or maybe "I Spent Half My Life in College: The Tanner Morgan Story", and then turn it down the day they start shooting. That would show 'em.
 

Hopefully Kevin doesn't try to make it a career in comedy or writing. Pretty dumb. Perhaps we were his test market. Back to the drawing board Kevin.
 

There are a couple good lines. Overall not the best effort.
 

BleedGopher said:
per Kevin:

So when you want to get under the skin of your opponent, you make a call up North and get the Chief Chirper himself, Shoresy back to take over.

“Ok Bud. Go grab yourself a Puppers and let Shoresy take care of things.....

Philip John Fleck Jr. Why would you call yourself PJ? What are you 11? Did you need to make it easier to write your name in crayon? Give your balls a tug, eh.

Who wears a shirt and tie under a 1⁄4 zip? Did you pick up some extra shifts down at the Olive Garden in St. Paul?

Tell your Mom to buy you something new from the Garanimals collection for Christmas. Those pants are tighter than Hal Steinbrenner’s wallet.

Going to row row row your boat right back to the MAC you overhyped Bret Bielema. Give your balls a tug

You’re such a tool that PJ Stock starting asking people to call him Phil so people wouldn’t confuse him with you.

Nice sunglasses Michael Chiklis. Give your balls a tug Commish.

Is it true you shaved your head just to make people think you were the shortest Hasselbeck brother?

Who pulls scholarship offers just weeks before signing day? That’s weaker than Reilly’s backhand....that’s weaker than Jonesy’s dangles...the only thing weaker is your mentor Greg Schiano’s sportsmanship.

PJ can’t wait to hit the Times Square Sbarro for some famous NY pizza. Probably going to have his dinner at Bubba Gump like a plug. Plug Jabroni Fleck is what they should call you....ok and I’m done. Time to go take some clappers.”

www.nunesmagician.com

Syracuse football: our Ambassador of hatin’ is back to give Fleck flack

Row the boat eh!
www.nunesmagician.com www.nunesmagician.com

Go Gophers!!
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To Kevin:
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lean yourself up.
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#2Gopher said:
Hopefully Kevin doesn't try to make it a career in comedy or writing. Pretty dumb. Perhaps we were his test market. Back to the drawing board Kevin.
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He's (Kevin) a wide receiver that hears footsteps...
 
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When your team's offense is about to only get 5 first downs, you've got to figure out some other way to enjoy the upcoming game.
 


Gophers1992 said:
Also what is the "give your balls a tug" in reference to?
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I think the scrotal savant who wrote them still spends a couple hours a night trying to get that last one to drop. Maybe a couple Syracuse fumbles will coax it down.
 

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