Souhan wants to get personal, let's get personal! Jack Pot! His online dating profile

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The first thing people notice about me:
I'm confident, friendly and fit. I look people in the eye and engage them, and I have a quick wit.

Some additional information I want you to know:
I'm polite. I open doors. I like a challenge.

My interests
I typically spend my leisure time:
I love music, live and otherwise;
I work in and enjoy the sports world; and I work out every day I can find the time.

Socially, I like a night at a bar or a restaurant with friends. I love a good jukebox, although those are increasingly hard to find. On a date, I like wine bars and intimate settings. I am a romantic at heart. I love to read, everything from historical fiction to non-fiction to escapist (thriller, action, mystery) literature. I do love a good mystery, whether in movie, book or serial television form. I love playing the guitar, although I'm not as good as I would like to be. I've sung in bands, and that is quite a kick.

The last book I read and enjoyed:
I've come to enjoy a thriller writer named Lee Child. His most recent novel, Worth Dying For, was a classic page-turner. I used to read heavy literature; now I enjoy well-crafted escapism, and Child might be the best in that category.
According to my friends:
My friends describe me as:
• Creative
• Physically Fit
• Perceptive
• Intelligent
 


I just don't care enough about this POS to mess with him...
 




In before the lockdown!!!

This thread could deliver but it'll likely get deleted.
 

That is exactly the type of response that allows the media to treat the University of Minnesota and the sports teams like they are irrelevant, that laziness is part of the problem.

mnsports1 said:
I just don't care enough about this POS to mess with him...
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In a quick summary of who he is he managed to include how he is fit and likes to work out 3 times. Beginning, middle, and end. What a tool.
 


Hahah. Now someone make fake profiles of women and message him!
 



this thread is reason #2994 why i love this site!
 

SDGopherFan said:
That is exactly the type of response that allows the media to treat the University of Minnesota and the sports teams like they are irrelevant, that laziness is part of the problem.
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Please explain how me messing w his DATING PROFILE will help the U. I am all for emailing the Strib to get him fired etc. But this won't accomplish that.
 





I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that Souhan is available and on the market. You'da thunk a catch like him would've been nailed down decades ago.
 

dpodoll68 said:
I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that Souhan is available and on the market. You'da thunk a catch like him would've been nailed down decades ago.
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especially one so fit. I mean, read his profile! HE"S FIT!

REALLY FIT!
 


With his kind of dough you wouldn't think he would need an online dating profile. What a cheapskate, he should hire one
of those professional services that matches you with like professionals, not be major el CHEAPO.
A video with Souhan and the "i'm sexy and I know it song" "I work out" would be pretty funny too.
The pictures are too funny, someone should take liberty's and photshop them with some 1980's Richard Simmons like work out gear, fun captions and post them
on the porta potties in the tailgate lots. Jim Souhan for Mayor of Minneapolis, har har har!
 

mnsports1 said:
Please explain how me messing w his DATING PROFILE will help the U. I am all for emailing the Strib to get him fired etc. But this won't accomplish that.
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I'm with him. I care about results. I care about things changing...not retribution or petty revenge. Don't get me wrong, it's funny as hell, but not relevant to what is really going on here.
 

Not a fan of his work during the past decade, but I think this crosses the line. We should not stoop to this level.
 


Well he deserves whatever you guys do to him for his article on Kill. Nothing like an embarassing meme that won't ever leave the internet.
 

HE ranted on his radio show today that all Gopher Football fans are a cult that the U can control our minds and we cannot think for ourselves and should not be taken seriously.
Judd and Dubay was right there with him making fun of us, even if they tried to pertend they have been victims in all of this. If were a cult than count me as one that is "Down with the sickness".
Mr Marquette graduate can bite me, were not a cult were just college football fans. He is the one that took the needless shot at the coach and started this media mess.
 


gopherdudepart2 said:
HE ranted on his radio show today that all Gopher Football fans are a cult and should not be taken seriously.
Reusse was right there with him making fun of us. If were a cult than count me as one that is "Down with the sickness".
Mr Marquette graduate can bite me, were not a cult were just college football fans. He is the one that took the needless shot at the coach and started this media mess.
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Be careful, he might. He does try to arrange meetings with G-holers.
 

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