Some BIG news might be coming down.

[Governor Sibley]

I don't like to hype matters. But don't look now--I may have just saved a bunch of money on car insurance.

 

[MinnMarchDTF]

I don't have any big news, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Jike Spingleton]

HIGH LIFE!

 

[LloydChristmas]

Recruiting Michael Carter .... so easy a caveman can do it.

 

[Jeshurun]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw michael carter back to you.

 

[1983]

5 dollar

foot long

 

[biggieb45]

What is going on in this thread?! Am I missing something??

 

[GophersInIowa]

Where's

THE BEEF?!?!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Apparently the U has granted

Lois Feldman 10,000 Gopher points enabling her to obtain choice seats in TCF Bank Stadium - and a private bathroom stall.

 

[MN Gopher Fan]

it's like you can't have it, and if you can't have it, that's why you want it....

 

[KoolAid]

it's like you can't have it, and if you can't have it, that's why you want it....

...yeah but if you wan't it, that's why you can't have it.

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

drinkability, that's where it's at.

 

[Zales04]

HEAD ON!

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

 

[gophermartin]

STOP!!

Hammer time!

 

[Bronko Nagurski Gopher]

all this is giving me a headache. ahh nuprin......

little, yellow, different.

 

[Jeshurun]

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Cocaine_tooth_drops.png" />

 

[harrys ghost]

Damn, they sure knew how to take care of toothaches back in the day.

 

[Jike Spingleton]

little, yellow, different.

 

[rugger14]

Real men of genius

Here's to you Mr. Recruit Stealing Guy!

 

[daxter]

I go Coo-Coo for Recruiting News

 

[GopherLady]

This may be my favorite thread on the entire page! Hilarious stuff - and it cracks me up that over 2000 people have read this. People are dying for any recruiting news...and unfortunately, they just got Studwell's sense of humor (which I love, of course).

 

[gold04]

Find out

People will find out what's coming down the turnpike and it will be interesting to read their reaction. I know some will be excited and others will be more negative in their reaction. Can't please everyone.

 

[Handsome Pete]

People will find out what's coming down the turnpike and it will be interesting to read their reaction. I know some will be excited and others will be more negative in their reaction. Can't please everyone.

I'm sorry but your posts have got to be the most worthless on this board- more worthless than mine even. What do you have to say for yourself?