"The Johnson family motored to La Crosse Friday evening where they enjoyed a fish dinner with their relatives, the Swensons of Onalaska."
Hey - I worked for a weekly paper in SE MN in 1978 & '79 - and we still ran those reports. We called them "coorespondents," but the unofficial name was the "gossip ladies." And people read the paper for that stuff every week.
And as far as police reports -
had one yesterday - police called to a local neighborhood at 7:45 in the morning on a report of an intoxicated person threatening people with a metal object. After investigating, charges are pending against a 33-year-old woman for assault in the 5th degree."
Can't beat being drunk at 7:45 in the morning. Ah, the good old days.
The best police report log ever is the one from the "Arcata Eye" in Arcata, California. It's a small town in northern California and a place that has more than its share of "colorful people." Link to some of their better reports: http://www.arcataeye.com/category/police-log/
I grew up in a small town and the townships around the small town all had a columnist that would contribute those types of stories to the small town paper. Something like "Mrs. Norma Nelson's third cousin's granddaughter who is a member of the Timberwolves danceline stopped by for coffee last Wednesday."
To the story at hand, if Barbara Flanagan were still alive, I am sure she would have scooped Shama on this.
Really too bad what happened with Jerry. Hope that he can rise above a bit and mend some fences and rebuild some bridges.
per Shama:
Former Gophers football coach Jerry Kill, now athletic director at Southern Illinois, will be in Minneapolis next week for the Final Four and plans to see friends he made here from 2011-2015.
http://shamasportsheadliners.com/
Go Gophers!!
That's me for every d@mn 11am kickoff :drink drunk again
She rolled over and said “drunk again”. I said how’d you know? She said “ you’re in the wrong house again” . That’s what happens in my neighborhood.
You are absolutely correct. Kill has burnt to many bridges. He is not welcome. Please, just go away.
I wish Jerry hadn't had a little melt down concerning PJ, but all in all I will focus on all the positives he brought to our program. I hold no grudge towards Coach Kill. In a perfect world I wish that PJ and Jerry could have a "clear the air" talk and make amends. Unfortunately, egos are running high and the chances of Jerry Kill and Gopher Football ever making up are slim.
Fleck is the future of this program, Kill should have embraced that and basked in his successes and the contributions he made at Minnesota.
I wish Jerry hadn't had a little melt down concerning PJ, but all in all I will focus on all the positives he brought to our program. I hold no grudge towards Coach Kill. In a perfect world I wish that PJ and Jerry could have a "clear the air" talk and make amends. Unfortunately, egos are running high and the chances of Jerry Kill and Gopher Football ever making up are slim.
Fleck is the future of this program, Kill should have embraced that and basked in his successes and the contributions he made at Minnesota.
An excellent example is how Mason is still connected to the program and hasn’t gotten petty about what happened in the past. PJ has taken the high road. It is all on Kill to mend the bridges, he was the one who keeps throwing the torches.
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Reminds me of the old social news you'd see in rural papers about how some family went to another family's house and had dinner.
Really too bad what happened with Jerry. Hope that he can rise above a bit and mend some fences and rebuild some bridges.
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How dare a coach come up with a slogan and then incorporate it into the uniform!<b>?</b>
When I was a youngster, it was written in our local paper about the time my mom and I drove all the way down to Bloomington to visit my sister, who had just moved to "the Cities". It also mentioned we stopped at the Lion's Tap on our drive home and enjoyed the tastiest burgers we've ever had. I felt like a celebrity for about a week.
Is this a question?
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All Kill had to do was say he didn't want to discuss their relationship or that there are some things Fleck does that he does not care for and leave it at that. Or he simply could say he does not care for Fleck. The "horror" is when people in his type of position (S. Ill. AD) feel it necessary to elaborate when he already made his position known. The fact that he went on to say more and what he said was really classless and reflected poorly on him, the institution he represents, and him as a leader.This is what happens when people f**k up and actually tell the truth.
I would bet that there are a lot of coaches who don't like certain people - other coaches, AD's, you name it. but they would never admit it on the record. when the mics are on, they go with the typical bland platitudes.
For some reason, Kill was mad enough or careless enough that he broke the code and told the truth about his feelings toward Fleck.
And people are shocked - shocked - that one coach (or former coach) admitted publicly that he doesn't like another coach. The horror, the horror.
All Kill had to do was say he didn't want to discuss their relationship
This is what happens when people f**k up and actually tell the truth.
I would bet that there are a lot of coaches who don't like certain people - other coaches, AD's, you name it. but they would never admit it on the record. when the mics are on, they go with the typical bland platitudes.
For some reason, Kill was mad enough or careless enough that he broke the code and told the truth about his feelings toward Fleck.
And people are shocked - shocked - that one coach (or former coach) admitted publicly that he doesn't like another coach. The horror, the horror.
It would be interesting if real life was like that bad Jim Carrey movie, and everyone had to tell the absolute truth. Just imagine what Coyle and Claeys would say about each other. (and when Coyle really started talking to Fleck's agent......)
Life would be a lot messier, but in some ways we might be better off if everyone had to tell the truth, and we all knew how we really stood. I would probably be out of a job, because If I told my boss what I really thought about her, I'd be out the door in a heartbeat. The point being is that virtually everyone lies, or at least conceals the truth, on a daily basis. to the point where, when someone actually says what they really think or feel, we're shocked.
If Jerry had to tell the "absolute truth" it would be more like:
You know I knew him a while back but really haven't had much contact with him, so I really don't know.
That's what the truth would be.
Sour grapes and gossip isn't "truth" that's just how Jerry feels.
I hope Sid Hartman, in one of his last lifely good deeds to the State of Minnesota, brings together Kill and Fleck, and plays role of mediator to get those two in-line and over their differences.
Sid is the only one who could do this.
Sid Hartman = Peacemaker