Say something nice about wisconsin (2019 Edition)

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In addition to Dahmer and other notables Wisconsin is a welcoming home to Dustin Diamond, aka Screech. After childhood stardom in kiddie shows, of late (and like many other Wisconsinites) he has been in and out of jail for bar fights. Filmography includes 2006’s porno Screeched: Saved by the Smell.
 



Gophers in Wisconsin must pass an IQ test, if they fail they are exiled to Minnesota.
 


They gave me a break from work to let you know how much that state SUCKS !! Thank you Bucky !!
 


Had a great meal in Somerset this summer. Watched sunset on the good side of the St. Croix!
 

Their neighboring states are better than our neighboring states.
 



Why do the trees in minnesota bend to the southwest? Because Iowa sucks and Wisconsin blows.
 

Architect great Frank Lloyd Wright was born in Wisconsin and a UW alum. He knew about axes as He had multiple axe murders take place at his home. And he was once arrested in Minnesota. Wright structures are like the Badgers, on the surface they may look good, but they are leaky and structurally unsound.
 






Lots of cheap lakefront property for Minnesotans and Illinois residents to enjoy
 

The football team is really smart, In fact they are some of the smartest students on campus.
So much so, that when they leave Madison and arrive in the Twin Cities, they will be responsible for lowering the average IQ of both cities, by at least 20 points.
 

Spent nearly a year working in Milwaukee,
I refer to it as I did time, as it sucked ass in so many innovative ways.

Nice things:
I didnt get stabbed in Milwaukee.
I didnt get pulled over leaving Milwaukee at 90+ mph, when a cop showed up right behind me.

Cop must have thought, I get it, I'd leave here as fast as possible if I could as well.

I didnt run into any serial killers, though one supposedly killed someone in the hotel across the street from where I worked.

Never going back.
 

It borders 2 Great Lakes, Michigan and Superior.
 


The people took the phrase "Minnesota Nice" as our own. "Wisconsin Nice" is just so much more appropriate. Just like we'll take OUR Axe back to where it belongs.
 

They raised the speed limit to 70 on the interstates several years back, so that we wouldn’t have to spend as much time within their borders. Every minute counts.
 

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