Say something nice about Iowa

[Stan]

I'll start: it's not Wisconsin.

 

[GophersInIowa]

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[BleedGopher]

Their HC's son has yet to nuke a living bird in a microwave, at least that we know of.

Go Gophers!!

 

[Dr.Don]

Their northern border touches our southern border.

 

[Go4fan4ever]

Here is a picture of all the nice things I have to say about Iowa.

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

I got nothing.

 

[Spoofin]

Lois Feldman brings a smile to my face.

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[fryguy22]

Driving through their state gets you to a better state on the other side, in any direction

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Iowa's women actually aren't as big as bovine.

 

[GopherRock]

It's not North Dakota.

 

[minibeaver]

Most reports indicate they are not affiliated with ISIS, so... that's good.

 

[JMWZ]

Vodka Sam was pretty hot. Is she still alive?

 

[GoodasGold]

Each and every Iowan is considerate enough to live outside of Minnesota.

 

[goldgopher]

When you have to travel through the state, the stench goes away upon exiting the state.

 

[GopherOhana]

you can't spell 'a woeful sh*t-hole' without Iowa

 

[Rescooter]

I'll never understand being famous for something that hasn't happened, but in Iowa, anything goes:

 

[Dr.Don]

I knew this would be a short thread.

 

[mnsportsgeek]

Lois Feldman brings a smile to my face.

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TMI

 

[SelectionSunday]

It's a good place to take a dump.

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

Nope. Not now. Not ever.

 

[froggopher]

I got laid in Waterloo once. Thats about it!

 

[upnorthkid]

uhhh.... hmmmm.... I can drive through it relatively quickly I guess

 

[mnsportsgeek]

The southern border is less than 2 hours away from Google Fiber.

 

[Torres9]

Iowa really is good at being awful.

 

[GopherGold]

Thanks for Chad Greenway

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

I retract my previous statement That Danielle broad from American Pickers looks like she's an absolute demon in the sack.

 

[Thorviking]

Some oldies but goodies...

What do you call a Hawkeye Football player in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

In a terrible tragedy, fire swept through the University of Iowa library. Both books were destroyed, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.

What's the only good thing to come.out of Iowa in the last 50 years?

I-35!!

Why does the Mississippi river run south from MN?

Iowa sucks.

Members of the Iowa football team were placed in a remedial English class. “Because we are all new on campus we are going to start with the basics,” the professor explained. “Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?” All of the players raised their hands. “The appeal!” they all shouted with pride.

And lastly: How do you get a Iowa grad off your front steps.......pay for the pizza!

 

[CoMn]

If it weren't for iowa, my ex-inlaws might live in Minnesota

 

[gopherdudepart2]

No, I will not, and like a two year old child you can't make me.

 

[hungan1]

I like applewood smoked bacon.