Say something nice about Iowa, 2025 edition

[gophernut1]

It took me a while to think of anything. Then I remember that this crappy state is like a bed of manure that will eventually poop out:

James T. Kirk on star date: March 22, 2228

 

[Scottsdale Gopher]

The best thing about Iowa is that it's downwind.

 

[Arminius]

I love Iowa State fans...really nice, decent, honorable people...

 

[akgo4]

American Pickers is/was based from there....

 

[BilldGopher]

Iowa only has six Runza shops...

 

[gophmeister]

They have an impressive number of hog farms.

 

[USAF]

For being so obese, their cheerleaders don't sweat much.

 

[Tech Machine]

Always lucky.

 

[Goldy-Wan Kenobi]

Lake Okaboji: The Lake Minnetonka of the corn fields.

 

[jennyhurtfan]

Lake Okaboji: The Lake Minnetonka of the corn fields.

And Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Being a Worthington, MN kid, I loved both Okaboji and Arnolds Park, Iowa.....Loved it as a kid, and loved it as a teen when I could drive there myself. Still a fun place to spend some time. Two very good Iowa State Parks are in that area too...plus great golf courses....It really is the only redeeming part of Iowa.

 

[Texas-Gopher]

It is very satisfying when Iowa loses to the gophers.

 

[stocker08]

I don't have to look at 'em.

 

[everybody knows my name]

I like pork and corn on the cob.

 

[highwayman]

If Tim Walz moved to Iowa, the IQ of both states would go up.

 

[LeftofThaDial]

Slipknot is fun