Say something nice about Iowa (2021 edition)

[Stan]

I'll start. It's not wisconsin.

 

[2nd Degree Gopher]

It has legalized sports gambling.

 

[BTChamp]

It's good for dumping sewage in.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

 

[cjbfbp]

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The Duke was born there but his family moved to California when he was young.

 

[GoldGoldGold]

The Duke was born there but his family moved to California when he was young.

As was James T. Kirk.... well he grew up there anyway and he also left as soon as he could for a place a lot farther away than California!

 

[cjbfbp]

It doesn't take long to type and it's easy to spell (very phonetic).

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

Grant Wood's art captured Iowa so deftly that visiting there is superfluous.

 

[gophernut1]

#1 - Corn
#2 - It Protects our Southern Border
#3 - It has multiple P5 schools
#4 - It has the Field of Dreams
#5 - It makes our state look smarter and better in so many ways.

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

They have birthed less serial killers than Wisconsin.

 

[UncleSam'sMisguidedChild]

I love The Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake. Fantastic restaurant next door, too.

 

[BoatRacer]

They have flush toilets at last.

 

[allthgoodnamesrgone]

Iowa's offense makes the Gopher offense look competitive.

 

[Gopher 461]

They must have a unique source for pink paint since they use it so much over the past 20+ years.

 

[Roland Brooks]

Dimond Jo’s

 

[Ogee Ogilthorpe]

Big whitetail deer hunting, and some decent pheasant hunting.

 

[disco]

They keep their roads and highways in very good condition.

 

[disco]

I love The Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake. Fantastic restaurant next door, too.

I've played there. It's way cooler to have had the experience than it was actually playing there (the sound on stage was awful).

 

[bamor5229]

It gives Minnesotans a reason to feel better about their lives

 

[lmturek]

They have a unique idea of honeymoon suites.

 

[BilldGopher]

Mrs. Billd would say they have Maid-Rite restaurants...

 

[UncleSam'sMisguidedChild]

I've played there. It's way cooler to have had the experience than it was actually playing there (the sound on stage was awful).

Well, if you were playing disco I'm not surprised that the sound was awful !

 

[UpAndUnder43]

They have a Krispy Kreme

 

[Unregistered User]

no

 

[Boomtime]

Buffer to Missouri.

 

[GopherVotary]

It fits nicely into crossword puzzles.

 

[upnorthkid]

The speed limit is higher than Minnesota so it’s quicker to drive through

 

[Otis]

Since Wisconsin blows and Iowa sucks, they create a nice breeze for southern Minnesota.

 

[USAF]

For being so fat, most Iowegian girls don't sweat as much as one would presume.

 

[UpAndUnder43]