Rumor: Lane Kiffin is Resigning as OC for Alabama

Plucked from the innernets:

My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias "Joey Freshwater". My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming "he gets that a lot". "Freshwater" ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn't in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of "Joey Freshwater" and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.

Expect to see a lot of Joey Freshwater signs on gameday.
 

Plucked from the innernets:

My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias "Joey Freshwater". My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming "he gets that a lot". "Freshwater" ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn't in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of "Joey Freshwater" and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.

Expect to see a lot of Joey Freshwater signs on gameday.

I think I can speak for everyone in the world and say "please let this be true".
 

Plucked from the innernets:

My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias "Joey Freshwater". My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming "he gets that a lot". "Freshwater" ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn't in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of "Joey Freshwater" and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.

Expect to see a lot of Joey Freshwater signs on gameday.

Kinda of a stinky name choice.

I prefer Ron Mexico.
 




I like to go with the classic Bigus Dickus. Of course it worked better around the time of Christ than today, but still.
 

With a last name spelled like Weiner

Nothing beats Carlos Danger (Anthony Weiner)

Don't care if it is pronounced differently or spelled differently, if I had the last name Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner this is to close to wiener and to many innuendos with that. I wonder how Lane Kiffen's wife likes his use of "Johnny Freshwater"
when he is out dangling for action and chasing college age side action.
 




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