Question from the Football Board

[jovs]

Hey Ladies!

Me and the dudes from the pigskin board were having a discussion and we were wondering if you could settle it for us?

What percentage of Gopher squeek-ball fans are post-menopausal women? I said "more than 70%" but my fellow GopherHolers on the men's board thought this was too low by an order of magnitude. Any ideas what the official figure is?

Thanks in advance!

Go Gopher Football!

I am going to call your mom and have her take away your access to the internet.

 

[minimax]

No, I'm on the squeak-ball board Dummy! Hellooo!

Some of the men and women on the BB board were talking about this, and while we aren't too familiar with the "squeak" thing as best we can figure, isn't that the sound you get when you try to put some small thing into a hole that it's not meant for without proper lubrication? We're guessing that you must be more familiar with this, than we are.

Anyway, it's always fun when you try to introduce us to the crazy things you footballers think about.