The latest BIG ranking cast as Pulp Fiction metaphor. Some of this will bring tears to your eyes. Iowa at number 8 (Captain Koons) is a howler.
8. Iowa, 50 Points--Captain Koons

"Had a bronze pig (watch) stuck up his ass for two years now, and that feeling is also the facial expression that Kirk Ferentz has on his face. All the time."
http://www.offtackleempire.com/2011/11/1/2527971/power-poll-post-week-9-pulp-fiction-edition
8. Iowa, 50 Points--Captain Koons

"Had a bronze pig (watch) stuck up his ass for two years now, and that feeling is also the facial expression that Kirk Ferentz has on his face. All the time."
http://www.offtackleempire.com/2011/11/1/2527971/power-poll-post-week-9-pulp-fiction-edition