It's all been said, but here's my totally unnecessary summary:
GOOD
D-line: Our D-line dominated the trenches. That was the most pressure I've seen on a QB in the Kill/Claeys era, and it was refreshing. Plus, anytime you hold a college football team under 100 yards rushing, that's a huge win. I'm afraid it had a lot to do with a very poor OSU O-line, but time will tell.
>O-line pass protection: FAR better than the past two years.
>True Freshmen: We'd heard Johnson was having a good camp, and it was true -- he already looks like our most athletic WR. Heard only a bit about Devers and Martin, but I'll be danged if they both didn't make an impact. Devers was obviously the key to the game, but Martin came up HUGE in a game where we lost 3 LB's. All this with our absolute top recruit not even on the depth chart. Impressive!
>Rodney: Looked pretty much like the TCU game last year. Ran hard, tough to tackle, some extremely nifty spin moves. He's not an explosive threat, but he's way better than what many teams are trotting out there.
>Mitch on the ground: Made several great reads in zone and had some impressive runs. I'd always been convinced from watching replays in the past that Limegrover was calling keep or give on at least half of the zone reads, but it's clear now that Mitch is reading all these. He looked extremely nifty running the ball, and it's nice to have that threat back.
>Special teams: Truly special! Santoso was a monster punting. Carpenter made a long FG (nicely done!) and put the majority of this kickoffs into the endzone. Long return by Myrick to open the game. Kick coverage was OUTSTANDING -- and Cashman is a beast. Aside from Wolitarsky's muff (see UGLY below), the ST's were absolutely on point.
BAD
>Jay Johnson: OK, maybe "uninspiring" is a better descriptor than "bad," but I had hoped for a lot more. The offense looked like a carbon copy of the past 5 years, with some very minor adjustments. Running into 8-man boxes consistently, short combination routes at 2 - 5 yards, plodding along at a snail's pace. All the talk about the offense becoming more aggressive after Kill left last year...and we basically have Limey's offense still in place. It was like he was calling the plays via Skype.
>Run blocking: For all the talk about nastiness, we looked very ordinary against what was a HORRENDOUS run defense last year in OSU. Granted, we were running into 8-man boxes constantly, but Rodney made a ton of yards happen on this own, and Mitch got the rest with good reads in zone and a very nifty pass fake that turned into a critical first down.
>WR's: This group still does not belong at the FBS level. OSU's WR's were far superior athletes, and I'm afraid that will be the case almost every week. Zero explosion, no ability to separate, and only moderately physical. Our best athlete here by far is a true Freshman who never played WR in HS. That tells you a lot. The failure of Gentry and Holland to make an impact has been hugely disappointing.
>Defensive backs: This was only mildly disappointing as I expected dropoff after losing 3 starters, but it was still bad to see OSU WR's running free all over the field. Their QB made a couple really poor throws on what could have been big plays. Myrick got separated from on several occasions, which was surprising.
UGLY
>Targeting: Three guys ejected. Wow. I doubt it's ever happened or will ever happen again at any level of football. There was clear helmet contact on all three, but I will admit that I still don't fully understand this penalty -- and I don't think the NCAA does either. After the tOSU fiasco fiasco last year, the non-calls on Mitch last night, and the way guys are supposed to defy the laws of physics by adjusting their course in midair after a QB casually decides to slide or change his level at the last second...it's all baffling. Perhaps just bad luck last night. Devers does go in way too high, however...
>Botched snaps: Once a season, I get -- it's bound to happen. But twice in a game, one leading to a safety? Totally unacceptable and high school-ish.
>Screen defense: I don't know what to attribute this to: over-aggressive blitzing (and in obvious situations), brilliant play-calling by OSU, the loss of 3 LB's, or the huge push we were getting on D-line. Whatever the cause, OSU was gashing us on screen, and it was awful.
>Muffed punt: This has become a staple of Gopher football. I don't care who's back there (or how many), I'm NEVER comfortable when a punt is in the air. Wolitarsky's fumble was on a fairly routine play. Could've cost the game. Ugly.
>Penalties: How many false starts, motion, and formation penalties did we have?! That's totally unacceptable, especially when playing at home. We also had at least one offside. I don't remember OSU having a single pre-snap penalty or bad, self-inflicted wound.
On the whole, this was one of the ugliest games I can remember. A win is a win, but I felt FAR better after last year's opening loss than I did after last night. I'm not a great football mind, but OSU looked very ordinary to me. A couple good athletes at WR, an NCAA-average QB, a very below-average O-line, slow on defense, underwhelming athletes on D-line. All that said, they looked like the FAR sharper and better prepared team. Their coaching staff did a fantastic job exploiting our weaknesses. Ultimately, the differences were our superior athletes and depth on defense and some nifty running by Smith and Leidner.
I'm very conflicted. The staff was so high on this team in the off-season -- like unnaturally so. And the team has generally looked poor early in the season under Kill & Co, even when the things ultimately turned out well (see 2013 and 2014). That said, last year the non-con was a CLEAR sign of things to come, and the season played out as I would've predicted after Kent St. If I had to guess now, I'd say this is a 6-win team. Zero passing game + no creativity + no explosive athletes at WR might again = very anemic offense. Relying heavily on true Freshmen and other inexperienced players at key positions. Man do I hope I'm wrong. We all waited 9 very long months for this season!