westcoastgopher11
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Hey man,
I know I've dumped on you a ton throughout your career. I've said you aren't a B1G caliber QB, that you throw a s*** ball, and your lack of ball security have cost us games. But guess what, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones and will revere your memory forever if you can do one thing for me.
Beat Wisconsin.
Sounds simple right? We'll that's only partially true, see our border rivals have fielded a good team this year - they've had many strong performances and some solid wins. So many wins, in fact, that they have clinched a berth in the CCG with our humble axe battle still remaining. You could say they still have something to play for, but I'd argue that holding the axe for the 13th consecutive time will feel a lot less sweet than it would for us to capture it in Camp Randall this go around.
So Mitch, this is what it comes down to for you - the opportunity to be the maroon and gold messiah delivering us from the drunken clutches of the skunks next door. All your past mishaps and bonehead throws will be forgiven in an instant. S***, you're even one of us, the Coen brothers couldn't write a script this perfect for a Minnesota redemption story! Today you won't get any guff from me in the game thread, or bitching on social media about the staff/team, today the only thing that matters is the Axe.
Good luck to Mitch and the boys - beat Wisconsin!
Regards,
WCG
I know I've dumped on you a ton throughout your career. I've said you aren't a B1G caliber QB, that you throw a s*** ball, and your lack of ball security have cost us games. But guess what, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones and will revere your memory forever if you can do one thing for me.
Beat Wisconsin.
Sounds simple right? We'll that's only partially true, see our border rivals have fielded a good team this year - they've had many strong performances and some solid wins. So many wins, in fact, that they have clinched a berth in the CCG with our humble axe battle still remaining. You could say they still have something to play for, but I'd argue that holding the axe for the 13th consecutive time will feel a lot less sweet than it would for us to capture it in Camp Randall this go around.
So Mitch, this is what it comes down to for you - the opportunity to be the maroon and gold messiah delivering us from the drunken clutches of the skunks next door. All your past mishaps and bonehead throws will be forgiven in an instant. S***, you're even one of us, the Coen brothers couldn't write a script this perfect for a Minnesota redemption story! Today you won't get any guff from me in the game thread, or bitching on social media about the staff/team, today the only thing that matters is the Axe.
Good luck to Mitch and the boys - beat Wisconsin!
Regards,
WCG