***OFFICIAL*** Minnesota Vs. Purdue (GAME THREAD)

[RashoLives]

At first I was angry... I am quickly slipping into utter apathy, think I might spend the rest of my day watching an xbox simulation of this game instead of the real thing

 

[Sparlimb]

I hope they go for it!

ANd then go for 2?

 

[gopher the gold]

I'm ready to watch a new qb

I've been ready for that since last season.

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

MORAL VICTORY!!!

 

[drunkenMNgopher]

And the Gophers defense gets lucky.

 

[stocker08]

Missed field goal. Brewster is pumped up. What a great coaching move.

 

[Sparlimb]

HAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaah

Brew acting like the defense did something. The guy flat out missed. We didn't do sh!t.

 

[CP Gopher]

wow this is a circus

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

Apparently Joel Monroe isn't the only kicker that can blow a kick inside the 5 yard line.

Stop throwing screens. It's not working.

 

[Sparlimb]

And the Bell Tolls!

 

[gopher the gold]

We'll probably get a punt blocked

 

[Sparlimb]

SO F@cking funny. I love it...

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

Take the safety.

 

[gopher the gold]

Please just take a knee. this will end badly

 

[CP Gopher]

These last 10 seconds are humiliating.

 

[drunkenMNgopher]

WHY do I drink? Cause I watch Gopher football. Need to remember as little as possible. MAYBE our marketing department can make money by advertising us as a live comedy performance.

 

[Sparlimb]

WHY Are we running a play?

 

[mkAz]

What does Brew have to lose by sticking Gray in at QB in the 2nd half???????????????

 

[stocker08]

These screen plays are driving me nuts. We seem to be the only team in the country that does not move away from plays that do not work at all.

 

[Sparlimb]

Best pass he threw all half. He completed one!

 

[drunkenMNgopher]

That was the worst performance of the year so far. Congrats Gophers. New low.

 

[gopher the gold]

I'm amazed he didn't take the check down....pad those stats.

 

[Golden Drummer]

Please change the QB situation. First half was brutal.

 

[gopherphan]

What does Brew have to lose by sticking Gray in at QB in the 2nd half???????????????

some kind of deal with weber where certain favors are exchanged. we've really been through every other option. there's a point where not being able ot run the offense is superceded by the ability to make basic throws.

 

[drunkenMNgopher]

Need Pitt, Utah and Air Force to cover the spread. Did a 4 team parlay and KSU won me game 1. Then I could be a part of a winner finally

 

[Section 100]

Winning the Time of Possession Battle!!

15:45 vs 14:15

 

[gopher the gold]

I want Gray and Kirkwood in the backfield for the second half.

 

[Sparlimb]

Take a moment and think about the locker room right now. Brew's in there telling them we were 2-3 plays from being up in this game. And with a few adjustment we'll be right in the game. Just like last week, I'm ready for Heidi to start anytime...

 

[Section 100]

1st Half Stats

Total Yards: 64
Passing: 40, 2.2 per completion
Running: 24, 1.5 per carry

2/9 3rd down

 

[drunkenMNgopher]

Can we fire Maturi when we fire Brew? Take Weber too. Just give him his degree and let him go.