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kellyleeks

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THIS ISN'T NICE!! STOP READING NOW IF YOU WANT SUGAR AND SWEETNESS;
Thanks to the two Gopher fans wearing Gold colored sweat shirts who came to my wife's resuce in the restaurant in NE Mpls yesterday when she was accosted and then assaulted by 3 drunken Pig Badger fans (is there any other kind?). I hope you read this board, as I know no other way to express my gratitude. It takes real tough guys to wait til I went to the rest room and then confront a middle age female trying to eat her meal and minding her own business, and attempt to tear off her Goper Sweatshirt. When she told them to get their f@#$&*g hands off her one grabbed her by the neck and lifted her up and slammed her back and head against the wall. It was at that point you guys intervened and man oh man, did you. Those guys faces are both seriously scarred and disfigured. It'll take major plastic surgery for them to look anything close to normal; otherwse, they'll spend their lives working the carnival circuit in the freak shows. I added to your work and inflicted some more damage to 2 of their heads and bodies. Hopefully, they'll be blind, and suffer from brain damage and internal bleeding along with your contributions.

I owe you guys big time and hope to find you so that I can express my gratitude personally. For the record--before the Manager rushed me out of there to avoid the Cops I asked him to shred you check so there'd be no record of who you are. He did this but without first taking your name and address for me. So your dinner and drinks are on me. Credit the debit in your checkbook. You also have a standing dinner for 4 (anything on the menu plus as many drinks as you and your guests can handle) whenever you want it. Ask for the Manager--he's the one who hustled you guys out via the service elevator to avoid the Cops (We made it out thru the kitchen). He and the family that owns the place are close friends of mine and they'll take care of you. If you want a friend for life you have one If you want to remain unknown to me that's up to you but I hope you guys can at least get that dinner, and more if you want it.
Also, the Badger Pukes somehow got off the floor and out of there seconds before the Cops came in so there was no report taken, though they did comment on the large amount of blood on the carpet. All things considered, I guess I'm thankful for the "Wild West" solution. I could have stayed and had them arrested, testified against them, and then sued them. But in this nitwit society in which we live you and I could have wound up being arrested and possibly sued too.
I don't usually condone this type of thing but when someone touches (let alone smashes) my wife There is no civilized response in my book. Lucky for them I didn't have a gun because I definitely would have used it (lucky for me too, I guess). My wife has a congenital back problem and could have wound up in a wheel chair. Fortunately she's OK. I took her to Urgent Care last night but she checks out fine. She was badly shaken though, and still is today.
So fellas, thanks for standing up and not just attempting to reason with these Red & White C@#$S*&$#@s, but doing something that saved an innocent person serious injiury. I'm indebted to you guys forever. I'm spending my Sunday fantasizing about hundreds upon hundreds of drunken Badger slob fans (is there any other kind?) flipping their cars and leaving their Red & White brains all over the freeways (their side of the border, of course). I may come away from that thought in a few days, but not yet!! My last thought on Badger fans are of the 2 other couples in the restaurant who were not with the perpetrators but made no effort to reign them in while there was still time. After I returned and was driving the leg of a chair into one of the eye sockets of one your victims a Badger bystander (the one who called the Cops on a cell phone) screamed at me "it's not fair what you're doing". Didn't have the time to deal with him but wish I could have. It'll be a long time before anybody involved forgets about this incident. Thanks guys for rescuing my beloved. Nothing more to say than if you ever need me, here I am. If you want to contact me go thru the restaurant, not here.
 




I hate Wisconsin fans as much as the next guy, but I have trouble believing this tale
 


"Gib den Stein zurück" or similar is what I believe is the correct refrain.
 

I'm just waiting for Gutter Helmet to show up with that stein he stole out of the Essen Haus. Especially after last year's game.
 

Was Chuck Norris there? I hear he hangs out in Nordeast these days...
 




YES! Been too long since I read this. My favorite line:

After I returned and was driving the leg of a chair into one of the eye sockets of one your victims
 

Safe to say, you should read this with a giant block of salt. If this were anywhere near true, police report or not (obviously quite bogus that no report would be taken or investigation started, simply because they left the place before the cops showed up), this would be reported in every paper, local news show, and would make national news as well.
 





Thank you. However, please don't call me a hero for my actions that night. Hero is a term that should be reserved for the real difference makers in this world- pro athletes, musicians, actors and you-tubers.
 



Table leg into an eye socket?

Classy.
 


Isn't this poster the one that made an untrue post several years back that caused a huge kerfuffle on this board? Take anything posted by OP with a LARGE grain of salt.
 

Isn't this poster the one that made an untrue post several years back that caused a huge kerfuffle on this board? Take anything posted by OP with a LARGE grain of salt.
It’s a repost from Chinagopher. You may have had to be here to appreciate it. One of the all time great GH posts.
 




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