My short list of candidates

[Tarver's Mustache Comb]

let's hire this chic. she's obviously influential, motivational plus she can dance.

Your next coach

I hope you're at least making yourself laugh with these posts.

 

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Schnoodler -

I like your short list, and I have to say... the Marx Brothers would be great hires. They are very crafty on the football field.

 

[monk10]

let's hire this chic. she's obviously influential, motivational plus she can dance.

Your next coach

Nice try.

This is how the badgers got their jump around, from creeping on little girls at dance studios.

 

[MBAGuy]

This guy will singlehandedly bring the yellow-tinted firearms safety glasses back en vogue. I don't even care if he can coach; we'd intimidate the hell out of opposing teams by packing The Bank with 55,000 minnesotans wearing yellow rifle specs. Sweet sassy that would be rad!

You listening, Maturi?

 

[Schnoodler]

Speaking of, why aren't there maroon colored gopher glasses?

 

[positively4thstreet]

Speaking of, why aren't there maroon colored gopher glasses?

There are, many on this board wear them in perpetuity.

 

[Schnoodler]

There are, many on this board wear them in perpetuity.

no not metaphorically, I mean you know Maroon and Gold colored glasses. Probably should be maroon frames and gold lenses. Although the other way around would be fine.

 

[Unregistered User]

There are, many on this board wear them in perpetuity.

Better than living with a stick up your ass.

No offense.

 

[RodentRampage]

Better than living with a stick up your ass.

No offense.

Some people are just so beaten down, so debased that they don't even understand the concept of being a fan. Why in the world SHOULD we be disinterested observers? Some people see Kool-Aid drinkers, homers and wearing Maroon and Gold colored glasses. - it's called being a fan.

 

[Unregistered User]

I said no offense!

 

[gophmeister]

I vote Schnoodler for next wren once Brewster is fired.

 

[Schnoodler]

You might be surprised to learn, Brewster isn't my kind of coach. I actually liked grinning Glen until the end. But this is now. And I'm a gopher fan now. This state, this coach, this team.

 

[mplsbadger]

Funniest thread ever. Who is going to c9ome to the graveyard of CFB coaches where there is no football budget? That's right. Another Brewster. The U has to be fixed before we get a coach that can do anything here. Oh, BTW, look at the new Big Ten division they will walk into.

Brewster isn't the answer. We can't get the answer. Not until the U commits to winning CFB and that hasn't happened. I think a lot of us were fooled by getting the new stadium. Fool's Gold.

We need to demand more from the Board of Regents and the U's president before we can demand more from a coach and get results. I doubt that all 7 of us will have much impact though.

Eight of us. Count me in!!

 

[GopherFanatic19]

My short list:

Vince Lombardi
Jesus of Nazareth
Herman Boone
Chuck Norris
Beeker (press conferences would be awesome)

I like the prospect of having Chuck Norris. He will single handedly go undefeated with the gophers without ever stepping foot on a football field.

 

[Jeshurun]

I like the prospect of having Chuck Norris. He will single handedly go undefeated with the gophers without ever stepping foot on a football field.

Chuck Norris doesn't give out football scholarships, the recruits pay him for the privilege to play on his team.

 

[Ewert86PC]

Would you guys settle for this guy??

 

[Schnoodler]

Why yes, I think I would.

 

[Jeshurun]

That just might be the scariest thing I've ever seen.

 

[gopher56]

al pacino...at least we know he will give good speeches to rev up the players

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk

 

[GopherFanatic19]

Chuck Norris doesn't give out football scholarships, the recruits pay him for the privilege to play on his team.

If Chuck Norris was our coach he would never will lose a game. because Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he has blood baths.

 

[60's Guy]

How about this?

I think Goldie Hawn retired and I'm not sure she is the answer in 2011. But what about Erin Andrews? Broadcasters start coaching all the time. Why not her? Just have her do interviews, put her on the video board at games and find some better assistants to do the coaching.
I'd think she could get just about any recruit to talk to her? We'd be the buzz of college football.

 

[atsgopher]

Trevor Mbakwe is the next coach and we are just waiting for him to use up his basketball eligibility.

 

[Ewert86PC]

I think Goldie Hawn retired and I'm not sure she is the answer in 2011. But what about Erin Andrews? Broadcasters start coaching all the time. Why not her? Just have her do interviews, put her on the video board at games and find some better assistants to do the coaching.
I'd think she could get just about any recruit to talk to her? We'd be the buzz of college football.

And we'd be Dancing With The Stars.... *sigh*

 

[Swede]

This list of coaches really would really help recruiting-NOT. None have Minnesota ties except Sumlin and then we switch our offense again. What do winning programs have in common?

CONSISTENCY!!!!!!!!!!

Does the consistency bring about winning, or does winning bring about consistency?