I would like to tell you a story.
I have five children. One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. I live in Minnesota with my wife, Camille, and my five children. Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy. The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything the Gophers do. Comes home from school the other day with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me. He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile. And he walks up and I say, 'What are you smiling about?' And the child says to me: 'I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Minnesota Gophers. Please give me money for a ticket.'
Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, I have to give him money for a ticket. I do not handle the money in the house. My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money. So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. And she is inside the kitchen cooking. And she's got a bowl. And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up. And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says, 'Mother, please, money.' She gives him the money, he runs off to see your team.
Now.....we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return. At about 2:00 in the morning, the child comes through the door. He has a different look on his face. A look like he heard something at the game that he's never heard before. And I say to my child, I say, 'Child... ' I say, 'What did you hear at the game? ' And he says, 'Pop, the student section says these things.' I say, 'Well, what did they say? ' 'Pop, they says some stuff.' "I say, 'What did they do? ' 'Pop, they stand up and go: "Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big black stuff. And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."'
You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people.
