BleedGopher
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What a *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#ing joke.
DP - you'd better walk on down to Tubby's office and give him a quick grammar lesson.
"I am incredibly appreciative of your e-mail, Orlando, but I must express my disappointment at the misusage of homophones directed at the Gopher basketball fanbase."
Is this vulgarity a Big Ten "thing"?
As usual, we are supposed to model ourselves as the polite, moral young lady while the rest of the country is vile and disgusting.
And then we wonder why we're mediocre and soft. It's the culture within our athletic dept. I bet Tubby was directed to write that by Maturi. I'm sure anything we've said pales in comparison to Kentucky.
Good move Tubby.
Not that I never let one slip out, especially on the golf course, but the vulgarity from the crowd's gotta' go. Gotta' be more creative than that. As my parents taught me, "A foul mouth = a weak mind." I've found that to be mostly true.
Good move Tubby.
Not that I never let one slip out, especially on the golf course, but the vulgarity from the crowd's gotta' go. Gotta' be more creative than that. As my parents taught me, "A foul mouth = a weak mind." I've found that to be mostly true.
Good doctor, I've learned the same thing. The F-bomb, "like" and "whatever" seem to be the words of choice for today's college-age crowd. Not impressed with anyone who uses those words 5 or 6 times in the same sentence, but if you're on a college campus you'll hear those words more than any others.
Good move Tubby.
Not that I never let one slip out, especially on the golf course, but the vulgarity from the crowd's gotta' go. Gotta' be more creative than that. As my parents taught me, "A foul mouth = a weak mind." I've found that to be mostly true.
And several times over, and sometimes even on successive shots!
Speaking of golf, I would be a very good golfer if I did NOT have to count my AWE $HITS.
I would like to tell you a story.
I have five children. One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. I live in Minnesota with my wife, Camille, and my five children. Now, of the five children that we have, there are four girls and a boy. The boy's name is Ennis. He loves everything the Gophers do. Comes home from school the other day with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me. He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, and I cannot resist, because it's such a beautiful smile. And he walks up and I say, 'What are you smiling about?' And the child says to me: 'I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Minnesota Gophers. Please give me money for a ticket.'
Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, I have to give him money for a ticket. I do not handle the money in the house. My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money. So I must go into the kitchen, to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. And she is inside the kitchen cooking. And she's got a bowl. And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up. And the child walks in the room with the smile and he says, 'Mother, please, money.' She gives him the money, he runs off to see your team.
Now.....we sit in the living room waiting for Ennis to return. At about 2:00 in the morning, the child comes through the door. He has a different look on his face. A look like he heard something at the game that he's never heard before. And I say to my child, I say, 'Child... ' I say, 'What did you hear at the game? ' And he says, 'Pop, the student section says these things.' I say, 'Well, what did they say? ' 'Pop, they says some stuff.' "I say, 'What did they do? ' 'Pop, they stand up and go: "Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big black stuff. And suck it and stick it down in your mouth and suck it, suck it."'
You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people.