Killjoy, Forget about the certificates . . . I'll go the extra mile and talk to my close personal friend, Sid Hartman, and see if I can get you to join Sid and Bobby Knight and Bud Grant at Vescio's in Dinkytown. You'll get continuing education credits on Leadership. If he allows you to sit in with Lou Holtz, you'll get credit toward a graduate degree. That's the best I can do at this time.
Go Gophers!!
P.S. Sid told me that if Lou Holtz had stayed at Minnesota, the Gophers would have earned another National Title. GopherHole would have different name for this forum. Darn the luck.