Maybe y'all can help me out...

[maliksealy]

As long as you survive your visit to Ioaw, Aggie, you will understand the disdain the Minnesota has for Ioaw. Ioaw is a great place to visit, for as short a visit as possible. Remember, Aggie...A Minnesotan with the lowest ACT score in the state moved to Ioaw and it raised the average IQ of both states.

You drunk son? It's fine, it's after noon.

 

[Dr.Don]

You drunk son? It's fine, it's after noon.

Hey, malik...If the Ioaw flag bearers can spell it that way at a game, I can on GH, and I don't have to be drunk to do that.

 

[bigticket1]

Aggie - if you want to get lucky , go to the nearest stadium restroom and ask for Lois.

 

[TexasAggie11]

So I was just outside of Kinnick and saw a bunch of big ol' boys walk out, so I'm assuming they were on the women's soccer team. Anyway, two of them get on a moped together Dumb and Dumber style and ride off. That told me everything I need to know about this campus.

I'm searching for the plaque that must be somewhere around here recognizing the school for having the highest number of graduates appear on the People of Walmart website.

What a dump.

 

[e.bigelow]

So I was just outside of Kinnick and saw a bunch of big ol' boys walk out, so I'm assuming they were on the women's soccer team. Anyway, two of them get on a moped together Dumb and Dumber style and ride off. That told me everything I need to know about this campus. I'm searching for the plaque that must be somewhere around here recognizing the school for having the highest number of graduates appear on the People of Walmart website. What a dump.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Best post ever!