Maine to California in a Mazda Miata. Choose your companion....

[balds]

Crazy Joe Davola or BeavCoon. It has to be one of the two.

 

[AuEGO4]

Joe Dirt! Met him briefly at UNLV and if anything it would be a entertaining.

 

[MinneStoa]

I'm still not convinced the BeavCoon is a real person. He seems like a moderately-complex program that grabs random words from around the internet and pastes them together.

If that's the case, I'd choose him. More room in the Miata for me.

 

[Coolew01]

Would i be allowed to swerve into oncoming traffic?

 

[Kuato Lives!]

The coon is probably rolling deep with barbiturates so there's that.

 

[TheBulldog]

Dpodoll hands down.

I don't want anything to come out of my passengers mouth unless it's to pompously, and sometimes erroneously, correct every bit of minutiae that is on the outer periphery of the point. All while doing in such a passive-aggressive manner that insult can be denied and sincerity can be feigned. It's downright revolutionary.

Thomas Jefferson and Jackie Robinson would be next in line.

 

[GophersInIowa]

BeavCoon. I hate clowns.

 

[kellyleeks]

I'd pick Kyle Kesell.