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I misread nothing. Ol' Jer either needs to learn English, as do his proteges; or, his audience needs to read Jer's intent as something else than what he states. You don't have a right to question what I believe about Jer at any time. And, it is impossible for you to take away, no matter how often you try or what propaganda you create to satisfy your bloated ego, my opinion. Keep trying.
And, by the way, I do support Coach Kill. I merely stated my opinion that my faith in the coach diminished as his claim is for 3 more years. If he meant one, so be it. It wouldn't change my opinion of him. It would degrade it more since he obviously is still burdened with the typical American confusion over tenses, which plagues "English" majors.
I need 3 more drinks. Simple present tense. The wait staff should go straight to the bartender and bring the drinks right away.
I shall need 3 more drinks. Simple future tense of an indeterminate period when it will occur. The wait staff should bring the drinks in less than 5 minutes.
I will need 3 more drinks. Simple future tense with a sense of immediate need, but not necessarily in the near future. Should the wait staff bring the drinks right away, you betcha. Because the fool ordering it doesn't know what they really want or when they want it.