Brewster has not had three recruiting classes. He was hired very shortly before players sign their letters of intent. It would take a miracle for any coach to steal recruits in that situation. He's had one class that he has recruited that has seen the field.
Ok! "... Poor, poor, pitiful brew...Lord have mercy on you..." So we won't count that first recruiting class that he happened to be drawing that check for at all. In fact, we will go one further and put the blame on Mason for having had the audacity to be fired when he was fired! So, that one was all Mason's fault.
Since we haven't seen too many players step up from that second recruiting class either YET, we won't count that one against this berwster either! What the heck...we won't even count the third one against the brewballmachineman either. So, here he is, entering his third season with a 0-0 Big Ten record and he has not had any recruiting classes! And, we won't count any of the first three coordinators (2 defensive c's and 1 offensive c) against brewman either.
It just doesn't get any better than this. NOTHING is either the responsibility or the fault of this brewster! Any thing that has not gone right is ALL Mason's fault, and always will be. Now we're cooking!
And the twittering foul ups are all Mason's fault too! Darn that darn Mason for that, any darn way!
So, now we can get down to it and see how this 2009 season goes! I'm hoping for at least 5 big Ten wins. But, I will be mindful of the fact that any Big Ten non-wins will ALL be the fault of Mason in 2009. I won't use the term Big Ten loss without prefacing it with the Mason brand-name attached to it.
As long as people don't start thinking about how long it has been since Mason was around, we should be able to get by with that around here for a few more seasons. And if anybody says anything different, we can just complain.
So, are we all on the same page now? Blame Mason. Complain about anyone who tries to give brewster any responsibility for anything. And...always call anyone who thinks differently an enemy of the program and a wisky or iowa flamer. That should keep working pretty well!