Joke of the day

[golfinggopher]

I thought this was good Friday humor. I'm assuming everyone will continue to be in a good mood after a Gopher win Saturday and a Vikes win Sunday....

Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The cowboy replies,
"If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

[KoolAid]

Obesity is a big problem in Texas

 

[Schnoodler]

That's a good one too.

 

[Dr.Don]

I met a guy in a bar that had a little 12 inch guy on the bar playing a miniature piano. When I asked him where he got that, he said he saved a genie that gave him 1 wish. Then he followed up by saying to me..."Do you really think that I asked that genie for a 12 inch pianist?"