I've entered the Fan Transfer Portal

[graydon]

Here's an actual letter from a third grade kid from Tennessee entering the fan transfer portal, trying to get Lane Kiffin to recruit him switch allegiance to Ole' Miss.

A Front-Running Third Grader Asked Lane Kiffin to Recruit Him as a Fan Because He Doesn't Want to Be a Tennessee Fan Anymore

I really didn't want to have to talk shit about a third grader today, but sometimes you just have to do what needs to be done. If I won't say it, who will?This kid could learn a thing or two about per...

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[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

You were only here so we could have a chance with your more talented younger brother. But we couldn't lure him from the one of the blue blood's fan board so the writing was on the wall my friend. I wish you well!