I've entered the Fan Transfer Portal

[Ewert86PC]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

 

[bga1]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

You have been in the fan portal for years.

 

[Bad Gopher]

I've cooled on you.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

You were always an overrated 1 star.

 

[JimmyJamesMD]

You're just mad because you were only allowed to walk on and was never offered a scholarship

 

[MplsGopher]

In other words ... you're just checking out what options you might have, if someone else decides to reach out to you .... before you make your decision to come back or not.

 

[Word]

You weren't 100% committed.

 

[LesBolstad]

You're not NBA material, but I could see you being a fan several years in Europe.

 

[Captain Willard]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

Are you willing to nut-punch opponents?

 

[#2Gopher]

No one would do your homework for you? Sorry bud, Perhaps North Carolina might be a good place for you.

 

[Slim Tubby]

You’ll never get a job in this town again.

 

[DelawareGopher]

You should just be a fan of two teams, like me, and you can transfer to the better team each season.

Unfortunately for me, those teams are Minnesota and Wake Forest.

 

[cjbfbp]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

If you don't get a better offer, don't expect us to have an open one! The demand for this board is blowing up!

 

[atsgopher]

Hoping to wind up at UST or Wisconsin.





(You know what day it is.)

Glad for the parenthetical as “who hates Ewert86PC” is kind of clumsy.

 

[Ewert86PC]

Glad for the parenthetical as “who hates Ewert86PC” is kind of clumsy.

Clumsy: the Ewert86PC Story.

Filmed in PanaVision.

 

[upnorthkid]

but if you were a fan here, you'd be adored by the players like you never would be if you were a fan of some other premier school. our players would appreciate you for sticking it out and helping us get to the next level

 

[matt]

Eh, not a huge loss. You would be the 11th best fan for most Big Ten teams. Plus, I heard you aren’t even from Minnesota.

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

#Blessed to receive an offer from Willmar Community College.

 

[GopherPete]

Can you confirm if you are still all in?

 

[Cedar Rapids Gopher]

You weren't 100% committed.

He was 100% the issue is he was not 1000% committed.

 

[Roland Brooks]

Damn... I thought this post was legit there were three names I was hoping were in here....

 

[Frink]

I guess we'll gauge how good Ewert really is based on which other boards offer him.

 

[MplsGopher]

Damn... I thought this post was legit there were three names I was hoping were in here....

Hey, you actually contributed something to Gopherhole, rather than just taking.

 

[Ewert86PC]

What's Gonzaga's fan board called?

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

What's Gonzaga's fan board called?

Now we're cooking with gas!

 

[GopherJack]

May you be hunted down and stabbed repeatedly in the stomach by knife-wielding polar bears.

 

[50PoundHead]

You're clearly mid-major material. Hope it works out. Maybe you can come back as a grad transfer.

 

[MennoSota]

What's Gonzaga's fan board called?

The Bulldogshit hole.

 

[mkAz]

No outside shot, poor handles, can’t defend, we can do better.

 

[matt]