In Madison, WI tonight...

[TexasAggie11]

Any suggestions for local attractions?

Relieve myself on Camp Randall?

Go hunting for furry little vermin?

Eat a lot of cheese?

That's all I've managed to come up with.

 

[Coolew01]

Don't be eyeing the dead deer for sex, locals only.

 

[stocker08]

Any suggestions for local attractions?

Relieve myself on Camp Randall?

Go hunting for furry little vermin?

Eat a lot of cheese?

That's all I've managed to come up with.

Enterprise Rent-A-Car. Get the hell outta there!

 

[TexasAggie11]

Enterprise Rent-A-Car. Get the hell outta there!

Oh, I will. Unfortunately, my next stop is Iowa.

 

[Rescooter]

Any suggestions for local attractions?

Relieve myself on Camp Randall?

Go hunting for furry little vermin?

Eat a lot of cheese?

That's all I've managed to come up with.

As long as you're in Madison, really jump the shark & go to Hawks Bar. It's actually a decent place on State Street. www.hawksbar.com Good luck!

 

[stocker08]

Oh, I will. Unfortunately, my next stop is Iowa.

In that case.....your next stop should be a liquor store.

 

[MinneStoa]

Oh, I will. Unfortunately, my next stop is Iowa.

What sort of horrible crime did you commit that carries such a cruel sentence?

 

[nsmike]

Oh, I will. Unfortunately, my next stop is Iowa.

Hopefully they went easy on you and it's Iowa State no one should have to go to Iowa City!

 

[AuEGO4]

Besides getting the F out of there I would check State Street Brats out and grab one Long Island at the Red Shed schools out so that should help you avoid the clap.

 

[IDFM]

State street brats is a good call. The Old Fashioned is solid. Essen Haus is good. Wandos is good for a fish bowl. If you want a good meal go to delmonicos, Magnus, or l'Etloie.

 

['13Gopher]

Hopefully you aren't there with family. The more time you spend in Wisconsin the more attractive cousins become.

 

[TexasAggie11]

I made it out alive, with all my teeth, and I'm not the father of any children.

 

[Dr.Don]

I made it out alive, with all my teeth, and I'm not the father of any children.

Neither are the dads in wisconsin.

 

[hungan1]

At least you where not road kill for Ed Gein.

 

[Calgoph]

At least you where not road kill for Ed Gein.

Criminy, you must be old to remember Ed Gein.

Do you know what Ed Gein kept in his sewing drawer?...................................................belly buttons (elementary school joke).

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

At least you where not road kill for Ed Gein.

Or WI's other favorite son, Jeffrey Dahmer.