If you could hire a new Gopher FB coach

[50PoundHead]

HC: David Koresh - Recruits Texas well

OC: Genghis Kahn - lead a potent attack out of many formations
DC: Stonewall Jackson - Nickname says it all, although he was accidentally shot by his own troops.

LOL. Love the Koresh mention. I heard he likes to sleep with the assistant coaches' wives though.

 

[Too Long in the Wasteland]

With Koresh we could play "Burnin' down the House" on 3rd downs!

 

[we will win this week?]

Has to be Samuel L Jackson. He could coach the football and hockey team! We could save the U some $$$$$$



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0sjGv2TvN0

 

[Unregistered User]

I thought Koresh had it hands down until I saw Jules Winnfield. I'm 100% sure he could commute that passion to the football team from his hockey background.

And how cool would it be to get the whole stadium doing a "Great vengeance and FURIOUS anger" all at the same time?

 

[emann]

Richard Dean Anderson doesn't have a college degree. He, like many people during those years, dropped out of St. Cloud State.

 

[AhliBobwa]

I thought Koresh had it hands down until I saw Jules Winnfield. I'm 100% sure he could commute that passion to the football team from his hockey background.

And how cool would it be to get the whole stadium doing a "Great vengeance and FURIOUS anger" all at the same time?

'And You will Know my name is the Lord, when I lay my Vengeance upon Thee'

 

[Bisker82]

Snoop Dogg, he already has coaching experience!

P. Diddy as AD.

 

[station19]

Denny Crane

Minnesota Legal Gophers

Lock and Load

 

[thailleagle]

Denzel Washington...does anybody Remember The Titans???

 

[Border Gopher]

Ron Gardenhire. We'd top the Big Ten on a regular basis, but nothing more.

 

[50PoundHead]

My problem with Koresh is the "burn and shoot" offense he runs.