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Hug a few strangers wearing maroon and gold on the way out of the stadium!!
 


Owe my friend $25 and an embarrassing dance session on the porch of the SAE house.
 

... be as obnoxiously proud of my team as all the SEC fans I'm surrounded by.
 




If the Gophers beat the badgers I will not know it until about 11pm. I am going to an out of town wedding and turning off my cell phone and will be watching the game on the drive home.
 

...pound down some Minnesota beer, order pizza, eat said pizza, and go into a joyous coma among a fortress of blankets.
 






afurry91 said:
If the Gophers beat the badgers I will not know it until about 11pm. I am going to an out of town wedding and turning off my cell phone and will be watching the game on the drive home.
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Of all the weekends to have a wedding......
 

Gopherdrummer said:
Of all the weekends to have a wedding......
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It's my fault. I put this game into my calendar incorrectly 2 months ago and forgot about the bye week. I realized my blunder about 3 weeks ago.

So I will be cutting myself off from social media and the internet and my cell phone once the game starts. Fortunately the wedding is in Iowa so nobody will be updating me about the Gopher game. Then I will watch on BTN2GO on the way home.

It's going to be the longest wedding ever.
 



afurry91 said:
It's my fault. I put this game into my calendar incorrectly 2 months ago and forgot about the bye week. I realized my blunder about 3 weeks ago.

So I will be cutting myself off from social media and the internet and my cell phone once the game starts. Fortunately the wedding is in Iowa so nobody will be updating me about the Gopher game. Then I will watch on BTN2GO on the way home.

It's going to be the longest wedding ever.
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Normally wouldn't even attempt it, but if a Badger fan gets in my face I will drop him like a bad habit. Hoping of course that the rush of adrenaline be lies my age:cool:
 

If the Gophers win there will be a lot of us leaving the stadium with, at least, wet laps because we will have lost all control over our bladders!
 

Book tickets to Pasadena….
 


afurry91 said:
If the Gophers beat the badgers I will not know it until about 11pm. I am going to an out of town wedding and turning off my cell phone and will be watching the game on the drive home.
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I hope you're not the one driving.
 


Get hammered with a permanent smile on my face. Maybe create an account on Wisconsin message boards to troll if I'm feeling up to it, something I've never done. If we win, it'd be the perfect time to start considering how confident they are that they'll win convincingly.
 

Pee myself. Maybe cry. Sit in my seat in shock and awe.

Sing the Rouser, salute Hail, Minnesota and try to find my uncle who will surely be doing something crazy on the field.
 

diefirma said:
If the Gophers win there will be a lot of us leaving the stadium with, at least, wet laps because we will have lost all control over our bladders!
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My lap will be wet if we win, but not from losing control of my bladder.
 


Have an ear to ear $hit eating grin while thumping my chest in front of all of the Packer turned Badger fans!!!
 



Didn't Flair AKA Flier have a one year stint in the Gopher football program 1973

DarrenTheGreek said:
Do this for the next 12 hours.

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I thought I read some where that Flier or Richard Morgan Flier had a one year stint with the Gopher football program as a offensive guard or tackle before dropping out of college and training with Verne Gagne for pro wrestling.
Would be kind of cool to see "Nature Boy" Rick Flair do the scoreboard announcement some day with Hey everybond this is Nature Boy Ric Flair, and I want you to do the Gopher "Woo". Would be fun to see that.
Doubt he remembers his roots or time as a Gopher football player though.
 

Throw a dead badger onto the field.
 

Have Thanksgiving with my sister in law who's a Madison grad.
 

Tell Souhan to bend over so we can do our best to find his head.
 

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