I have decided...

Schnoodler

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That Henderson is going to commit. So we can all relax.

Sometimes when wondering what is going to happen all you need to do is figure out what makes sense and it becomes the likely outcome. The only two reasons i see this not happening is if he just doesn't appear comfy with the staff. All indications are that he does. The other is that he just wants out of dodge like McNeal. I don't get that sense.

so I could list my reasons why it makes sense but i thought the thread would be funner if I put it out to the forum. Why should Henderson be a Gopher?

The answer should be something like:

Henderson is going to be a gopher because he likes home cooking.
 

Henderson is going to be a gopher because he looks fantastic in maroon and gold.
 

First, I agree with you. I'm stopping short of calling him a Gopher lock (I have to protect my 2-0 record) but I'm confident he'll be a Gopher.

Henderson is going to be a Gopher because he does want to do his own laundry.
 

Henderson will be Golden Gopher because he likes his dad gum chili hot!
 

Henderson is going to be a gopher because he wants to slap the crap out of Becky.
 


Henderson is going to be a Gopher because he wants to be a contributing factor in beating the crap out of USC.
 

Seantrel will be a Gopher because he sees a program on the rise and wants to be a part of something exciting - bringing the Big Ten title back to Minnesota!
 

Henderson will be a Gopher because he doesn't want to have to find a new chick to braid his hair
 

Henderson will be a Gopher because he wants to run for Governor, once his Hall of Fame NFL career is over.
 



Henderson wants to be a Gopher so he can play on the same o-line as Ralph Spry
 

Henderson will be a Golden Gopher because I own a Cadillac dealership and....ummmm, never mind. He just will.
 

i was just looking at bucknuts, and saw a thread from febuary on henderson...a buckeye fan said and i quote "his talents would be wasted at minnesota"....i can't graduate college and get out of ohio any faster!!!
 

He will be a Gopher so he can bring his laundry home on the weekend.
 



Because he knows Minnesota is dope, not simply for what we have but what we don't.
 





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