Hayo wanted me ask
This is dumba$$, stupid, and not funny. These kind of threads that rip on players are ridiculous and should be banned. These are college players and in a lot of cases, just kids, numbnuts.
Go after the coaches, go after the administration, go after Dave Lee, go after me. Leave these kids alone, and get a girlfriend.
but it's not like he ever said he was going to come in and light the world on fire.
I'M FORTY!!! I'M A MAN!
(not hacking on you highwayman...agreeing with you)
He was predicting some outlandish numbers for himself before the season started last year.
Hayo Carpenter: I am shooting for 1,800 yards and 12 touchdowns for my first year with the Gophers.
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I agree with what you are saying, lots of people underachieve, and our WR play in general has been good. Just thought what you said was funny.
he will pick up a fumble on special teams but then get run down by the kicker before the goal line.
[-∞,0)...he will find a way to fumble and let the other team score off it. In my book that counts as -1.
What's Hayo's true 40' time?
4.3
5.3 or
couple tenths slower than WI D-end.
He will score his first TD against MTSU. I will cheer that TD from the stands while KoolAid, Brew_recruit, Gophers4Life, and LesBolstad--sitting in front of their TV in their parents' basement--continue to try repair their inflatible girlfriends without avail. It is a sad night for them on both accounts.
There--will you now stop going after college kids? Here you go--rip on me, you putzes.
He will score his first TD against MTSU. I will cheer that TD from the stands while KoolAid, Brew_recruit, Gophers4Life, and LesBolstad--sitting in front of their TV in their parents' basement--continue to try repair their inflatible girlfriends without avail. It is a sad night for them on both accounts.
There--will you now stop going after college kids? Here you go--rip on me, you putzes.
Oh, boo-hoo. They're, for the most part, fully grown men, especially seniors like Hayo. They're getting a free education in return for providing us with entertainment a few Saturdays every fall. If they can't take a little criticism, they need to find a different line of work. It's not like somebody insulted his mother, for crying out loud.
And by the way, I can guarantee that, during the course of their athletic careers, every one of these kids have dealt with far worse than mild parody of their (lack of) performance. You think Hayo is happy with the way things turned out last year? You think he'd be hurt/offended by someone telling him he sucked last year? Stop treating him with kid gloves. Get over it.
Oh, and nice joke equating criticism of players with not having girlfriends. Because we all need to hold hands and sing Kumbayah after every game, and tell each and every one of our players how their sh*t is special and different from everyone else's. You're usually a pretty level-headed guy, but you're being a real dick about this.
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Ever hear of it? Said by some guy named Voltaire. He was much smarter than you or me. We should probably listen to him.
whats your deal?
Just the reaction I was hoping for. "Agreeing or Disagreeing" is not the point of these so-called "posts," they are personal insults--not opinions. Doesn't feel good, does it?
If MarQuise is the QB Hayo will have 4TD's If Weber is the QB Hayo wont have a TD.
I'M FORTY!!! I'M A MAN!
(not hacking on you highwayman...agreeing with you)