How hot is your chili?

[BarnBoy]

Ok, so this phrase is thrown around a lot, so i think it's time to standardize. What should we use for labels? I just threw out these first two to get our juices flowing.

 

[Go4]

haha, love the first two options!

 

[Unregistered User]

Well...if it's a scale of 1 -5 maybe we should change the DEFCON levels system to a DEF-KILL system. If that's the case, I'm DEF-KILL 5.

 

[Dr.Don]

Mine is so HOT that it cauterizes hemorhoids on the way out.

 

[Buck_Buchanan]

3 - Used Car at Casa De Autos

 

[Buck_Buchanan]

2 - Hotter than a 2013 Home Opener Heat Index

 

[hungan1]

Five million Scovil units!

 

[Tim Riggins]

I feel like silly bar in November should be higher, like category 3.

 

[GophersInIowa]

The top one should be Wisconsin fans around farm animals.

 

[e.bigelow]

3 - Used Car at Casa De Autos

Hahahaha. This is great!

 

[Cayman]

I'm going to suggest "Lois Feldman in Metrodome bathroom," and "parrot in microwave."

 

[bottlebass]

Number 3 should be: kate upton bikini dance

 

[Golden_Sloth]

I feel like silly bar in November should be higher, like category 3.

+1

 

[Golden_Sloth]

"Top Gun Beach-Volleyball Scene"

 

[Winasota Gopher]

"Top Gun Beach-Volleyball Scene"

Too hot....

 

[mngolf]

The top one should be Wisconsin fans around farm animals.

or dead ones.

 

[short ornery norwegian]

We have to work "Molten Lava" into this scale somewhere

 

[Unregistered User]

We have to work "Molten Lava" into this scale somewhere

 

[everybody knows my name]

I have no chili, but I support my team with vivid and unceasing enthusiasm.

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

I'm at a 4 now. It will be 5 if we win the first one.

 

[GopherHomer]

We all shudder at the memory of Tim Brewster, but at least he gave us "how hot is your chili." It is a great quote, and will go down in Gopher lore. In 30 years, there will be a definitive strata of Gopher fandom based on whether you suffered through the Brewster years or not.

 

[nsmike]

Lets just say I've had a few of these peppers dropped into the mix http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper the cultivar was developed by the PuckerButt Pepper Company.

 

[zman]

Nucular

 

[gophmeister]

mio es muy picante.