How hot is your chili?

BarnBoy

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Ok, so this phrase is thrown around a lot, so i think it's time to standardize. What should we use for labels? I just threw out these first two to get our juices flowing.

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haha, love the first two options!
 

Well...if it's a scale of 1 -5 maybe we should change the DEFCON levels system to a DEF-KILL system. If that's the case, I'm DEF-KILL 5.
 

Mine is so HOT that it cauterizes hemorhoids on the way out.
 




Five million Scovil units!
 

I feel like silly bar in November should be higher, like category 3.
 

The top one should be Wisconsin fans around farm animals.
 




I'm going to suggest "Lois Feldman in Metrodome bathroom," and "parrot in microwave."
 












We all shudder at the memory of Tim Brewster, but at least he gave us "how hot is your chili." It is a great quote, and will go down in Gopher lore. In 30 years, there will be a definitive strata of Gopher fandom based on whether you suffered through the Brewster years or not.
 







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