If you are not "down with 'scouting' 18 year old cheerleaders", I think it may be time to start questioning your sexual orientation.
Maybe you can get together with Pervy Uncle Don to check out the high school cheerleaders. After all, the thread was about Minnesota high school prospects. In case you didn't know, some high schoolers are 18 when they graduate. But, in your mind, I guess that makes it okay.