Hey you dang woodchucks...

[Light Rail Alumni Guy]

quit chucking out Gopher FB coaching rumors!

I keep getting this image of the woodchucks being played by Maturi and Mona, the wood representing potential coaches and the guy driving across the bridge representing the frustrated media and we, the fans, represented by the water ... or are we the frustrated guy on the bridge and the water is the media! It's just so confusing.

Egads, I'm reaching a tipping point. When will it end?!

BTW, are woodchucks considered rodents?

 

[Formo]

Media = the water, for sure. They eat that *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!# up like they haven't eaten in 7 days..

 

[Bayfieldgopher]

One of my favorite commercials.

 

[frozengopher]

That Geico commercial is priceless. Especially when they throw the last piece of wood after the Iowa fan tells them to stop.

 

[Schnauzer]

Yes, woodchucks are rodents

 

[Edpoli]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

From Wolfram Alpha

Result:
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

According to the tongue twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich
and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July￾August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can
chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.