Help write the Headline for Strb or PP

[howeda7]

Maturi Fired, U regents upset no new Coach hired despite spending millions on Search.

I can see it.

Or 'Trestman hired, Maturi Rushed to Undisclosed Location'

 

[Flatfoot]

The U gets hot over Chilli

 

[Gopher07]

Reusse: New Coach is a Joke from Day 1

 

[KoolAid]

Fulmer
U's
Coach
KoolAid reports...

 

[50PoundHead]

Augsburg Head Coach Happy to be Moving to New Digs on Other Side of Washington Avenue.

or

Maturi Living High on the Haege

or

Gophers in Haege Heaven

 

[Southpaw]

Hat Trick - Fedora Good Fit for Gophers Head

 

[Rescooter]

Hat Trick - Fedora Good Fit for Gophers Head

That's good! You must be some sort of Marketing type. The Gophers need you.

My vote for best coach is now Fedora - if only for the headline.

 

[BarnBoy]

U of M AD Maturi mugged


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