Thanks for the visit. I just arrived home and am convalescing after my ordeal.
mnsports1 is correct. After waking up from surgery, the police began questioning me, and I had to come clean that I was, in fact, enjoying the hotdog buffet at the Vu. The bipolar bear is the one that started everything, honest. The polar bear was just watching some dancers, and the bi polar bear was checking out Grinder on his phone. I was getting my second hotdog and took the last bun when the bipolar bear started getting in my face. I assured him that other buns were coming out very soon, and he just pulled out a knife. I backed up and yelled for the bouncers calling out "He's going crazy!". The bipolar bear just laughed and roared "I AIN'T GOIN' CRAZY! I'M GOING BEAR! THIS IS WHAT WE DO!".
It was terrifying. The rest is really just a blur.
Happens all the time in Minnesota. I'm sorry for your situation, but the fact is if you live in Minnesota odds are you will get stabbed, have a run-in with a polar bear, or both at the same time.