1) Because your in your 30's or 40's, leave it to the kids.
So guys/girls who wear Gophers jerseys are d-bags? "Your" 0-for-1.
2) Have you spent money on a Vikings game or one of your 5 jerseys? "Thanks for the donation" Love, Ziggy.
Actually, as I've said before, I own one jersey (a Moss #84), and I bought it long before Zygi owned the team. And, by definition, buying a ticket or a jersey is not a donation, as you are receiving a good in return for your expenditure. Look up the definition of "donation" in your "I Can Read" dictionary. "Your" 0-for-2.
3) Did you really just say that? OK, let me try to answer this......... because people like you would politely set their man piece in their mouth if asked. Then you would go to the next Vikings Fest with your jersey on to tell them how honored you were.
Actually, no, I am not homosexual, so I would not enjoy having male genitalia anywhere near my mouth or any other orifice. I have never been to "Vikings Fest" (whatever that is), and I would never be "honored" to meet a Viking. They're just men, like me and (allegedly) you. And further, how does the adoration of fans equate with being spoiled? "Your" 0-for-3.
4) Let me translate since you obviously cannot read between the lines (and that I never remotely inferred that players need to care about the fans)......... the funny thing about Viking Rubes is that THEY think the players really care about them. Not sure where you get that I said anything about a prerequisite for following a team. Good try though guy
I've known literally hundreds of Vikings fans in my life, and I've yet to meet even one who thinks that the players care about them, or are even concerned whether they do. Nice try, "little buddy".
As for the second part, I believe your quote was, "I get the biggest kick out the Rube Vikings fans whos lives are actually effected on an emotional level by those spoiled pro athletes." You are equating being a Vikings fan with thinking that the Vikings players care about them. Ergo, you equate being a Gophers fan with thinking that the Gophers players care about them. "Your" 0-for-4.
5) If anyone hated the Vikings would you say their reason was anything but "pointless, illogical, hypocritical rationale"? Probably not. Just read this numerous times with your Vikings jerseys on, then look in the mirror and see if you can come to a mutual understanding with yourself.
As I said, feel free to hate the Vikings. More power to you. But your reasoning is flawed and contradictory with your stance as a Gophers fan. The (erroneous) traits you ascribe to Vikings fans can be applied to fans of any team, anywhere, ever, so to throw out generic fan behavior and use it as your rationale for hating the Vikings is irrational, illogical, and nonsensical. "Your" 0-for-5.
I almost feel bad tossing your weak garbage out of here. It's not even a fair fight. I could win an argument with you with my basal ganglia tied behind my back.