Gophers Get Top 25 Votes


At least we're outside the "top 10." I think we have an outside chance at cracking the top 100 if we keep the NU loss to single digits. After that, we can petition the NCAA for credit for all of our "moral victories." Outback Bowl here we come!
 


This will be the second year, out of only four, that Brewster finds himself coaching a team located in the bottom 10 of all D-1 schools at season end. Those slots are supposed to be left for teams like Louisiana Tech, Arkansas State, maybe even Duke. Definitely not Big Ten teams coached by 4th-year coaches and led by 5th-year senior QBs.

Ugh we're soooooo bad. You know who we are? We're the g***amn South Central Lousiana State University Mud Dogs. That's really who we are. (At least THEY beat Iowa.) We need the Waterboy to have any hope. Water sucks. It really really sucks.
 

Rome is mere ashes at this point-the emperor lost his clothes long ago and was finally eaten by the lions a few weeks ago. Rebuilding Rome is going to take time-things are going to get much, much worse before they get better-get ready folks for quite possibly the worst year of gopher football in recent memory
 





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