Funny column on the initial CFP rankings

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The point is, everyone is getting breaks this wacky season. Well, everyone but Nebraska, which is 3-6 and so sick of losing on Hail Marys, it decided to stop playing defense to avoid the possibility.
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That's a great line! :)
 

LakerFan said:
That's a great line! :)
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I liked this one:

"That burned Michigan, just as it burned Florida State when Georgia Tech returned a blocked field goal as time expired, leaving Jimbo 'Shrimp' Fisher looking like he just got another call from the campus police."
 

Pretty good column.

"Michigan regained the coveted Little Brown Jug by completely dominating Minnesota in the final two seconds of a 29-26 victory."
 



Q: Wojo, you’re a renowned college football expert. Isn’t it better to have one good healthy loss than be undefeated?

A: Only for you, Nick.
 

GophersInIowa said:
Q: Wojo, you’re a renowned college football expert. Isn’t it better to have one good healthy loss than be undefeated?

A: Only for you, Nick.
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That was a good one, too. Probably applies to Notre Dame, as well.
 

GophersInIowa said:
Q: Wojo, you’re a renowned college football expert. Isn’t it better to have one good healthy loss than be undefeated?

A: Only for you, Nick.
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The Q&A section was pretty funny. I liked this one.
Q: I’ve been debating this with my buddies — is it possible for Michigan State to finish 13-0 and be ranked 19th?

A: Oh, please, stop being paranoid. Under no circumstances would an unbeaten Michigan State miss the playoff, not even in the event of a much-anticipated Zombie Apocalypse. You must be thinking of Iowa, which could finish 13-0 and play in the Holiday Bowl.
 

Excellent article. I laughed multiple times.
 



This dude can write! Didn't like the score of his Gophers pick, but I appreciate that he got me laughing!
 

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