Pompous Elitist
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Judge Wapner always said "Do you have the receipt? No? Case dismissed!" Plaintiff shuffles out to talk with Doug Llewelyn looking all down-trodden.
Doug: "How do you feel about the judge's decision?"
Plaintiff: "Pretty lousy."
Doug: "Did you learn anything valuable in the experience?"
Plaintiff: "Yeah. Next time I'm going to keep the f*ckin' receipt!"
Cue theme music and here's the next case!
For people of a certain age it’s probably not hyperbole to say Wapner and the parade of SoCal characters in his tv courtroom played a formative role.
On the importance of contracts