You know, just the other morning, I was hanging around in my house
I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked, I was checking it out
Just then a friend of mine came through the door
Said she'd never picked me for a scumbag before
Said she didn't ever want to see me anymore
And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
I just wanna live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope
It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk
But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
I just wanna live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
I think I'm alright; hell yeah!
You know, just the other night, these cops pulled me over outside a bar
They turned on their lights, and ordered me outta my car
And I was only kidding when I called 'em a coupla dicks
But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks
And now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
I just wanna live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
You know, I think I'm an alright guy... I really do; I'm alright!
Alright Guy - Todd Snider